Disney's new Virtual Magic Kingdom has a language-filter that screens out such potentially offensive words as "rebellion," "love," "obey," and "usurp." With that in mind, a blogger has composed a set of handy, non-blocked phrases to use in your VMK sessions. My faves:
Trust nobody.
I hurt my face.
This ride is bad.
I worked here for a long time without benefits.
I'm taking Disney to court.
Am I the master beta?
Everything around here smells bad.
I will gather followers and start my own army.
My hand was crushed under a roller.
My foot got stuck between boats on this ride, and was badly hurt.
(via Wonderland)
