Inadvertent sexybits in the new Harry Potter

Tony has compiled a listing of all the inadvertent sexual innuendos appearing in the new Harry Potter novel:

"'There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,' he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. 'It hurt.'" (p. 64)

"Just as he raised a gloved hand to wipe them, Leanne made to grab hold of the package Katie was holding; Katie tugged it back and the package fell to the ground." (p. 248)

"Very astute, Harry, but the mouth organ was only ever a mouth organ." (p. 278)

("Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo" – G. Marx)

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(THanks, Tony!)