Geek porn: a call to arms

This lovely, hilarious rant explains why we need geeky porn for nerds who like their porn stars brainy and into D&D:

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

Link

(Thanks, Alice!)


Update: Stephen sez, "The rant in that link was a transcript of a track entitled 'Nerd Porn Auteur' from an Ernie Cline spoken word album. You can download that track and others from the album, all of which are totally hilarious."

And Chris sez, "Here's the interview I did with him."