Leprechaun opens car door for pantless man


20 Responses to “Leprechaun opens car door for pantless man”

  1. Bryan Price says:

    Sounds like Cincy to me. That’s why I lived in Columbus.

  2. togetherless says:

    Maybe it’s only pot at the end of the rainbow.

  3. morbius says:

    …but he did see unicorns.

  4. ShaneBabylon says:

    That’s what you get for trying to pinch Lucky’s box of LUCKY CHARMS!

  5. jimh says:

    Somewhere an Irish kid with a slim jim is laughing his arse off!

  6. beerzie says:

    That just happened to me last week. Weird.

  7. dculberson says:

    And after the leprechaun gets the pants, the gnomes come for your underpants.

  8. morbius says:

    Gee, do you think James Thurber used to do drugs too?

  9. David Pescovitz says:

    I appreciate the guy’s honesty. “Listen, officer. I was tripping balls and this leprechaun told me to drop trou and get in the car. What the hell was I supposed to do? Say NO!??”

  10. ethan says:

    Reminds me of the dude who crashed his car into a tree and explained that, no, he didn’t crash it; a unicorn was driving at the time.

    Can’t find the link, alas.

  11. el_beardo says:

    Does Warwick Davis live in Cincy?! Maybe this dude got confused… maybe it was an EWOK!

  12. Miranda says:

    I know that Leprechaun. He actually lives in the Northern Kentucky area and works at a local soda pop factory called Ale 8.

    I’m not joking.

  13. kiint says:

    isnt that Gibby?

  14. Tits McGee says:

    Best. Pantless arrest story. Ever.

  15. V(irtual)D(espot) says:

    Thurber lived in Columbus, and, fortunately for him, the leprechauns never travel north of Dayton.

  16. Chris Furniss says:

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

  17. Flying Squid says:

    “All right, sir. A leprechaun led you here.”
    “Yes, officer. That’s correct. A leprechaun!”
    “Okay, sir, now what about the pants?”
    “The pants?”
    “You’re not wearing any pants.”

  18. henry krinkle says:

    I NEED ME GOLD!!!!

    My “Leprechaun 5″ script now has a plot.

  19. Suburbancowboy says:

    Y’all seen the Lepre-con say yay-uh!

  20. obeyken says:

    friggin leprechauns.

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