Leprechaun opens car door for pantless man

This gentleman, Kim Leblanc, was arrested in Cincinnati, Ohio on Tuesday morning sitting in someone else's car and not wearing any pants. According to an article on WLWT.com, Leblanc told police that "he had done drugs and believed that a leprechaun had let him into the car."
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Bryan Price

Sounds like Cincy to me. That’s why I lived in Columbus.
togetherless

Maybe it’s only pot at the end of the rainbow.
morbius

…but he did see unicorns.
ShaneBabylon

That’s what you get for trying to pinch Lucky’s box of LUCKY CHARMS!
jimh

Somewhere an Irish kid with a slim jim is laughing his arse off!
beerzie

That just happened to me last week. Weird.
dculberson

And after the leprechaun gets the pants, the gnomes come for your underpants.
morbius

Gee, do you think James Thurber used to do drugs too?
David Pescovitz

I appreciate the guy’s honesty. “Listen, officer. I was tripping balls and this leprechaun told me to drop trou and get in the car. What the hell was I supposed to do? Say NO!??”
ethan

Reminds me of the dude who crashed his car into a tree and explained that, no, he didn’t crash it; a unicorn was driving at the time.

Can’t find the link, alas.
el_beardo

Does Warwick Davis live in Cincy?! Maybe this dude got confused… maybe it was an EWOK!
Miranda

I know that Leprechaun. He actually lives in the Northern Kentucky area and works at a local soda pop factory called Ale 8.

I’m not joking.
kiint

isnt that Gibby?
Tits McGee

Best. Pantless arrest story. Ever.
V(irtual)D(espot)

Thurber lived in Columbus, and, fortunately for him, the leprechauns never travel north of Dayton.
Chris Furniss

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
Flying Squid

“All right, sir. A leprechaun led you here.”
“Yes, officer. That’s correct. A leprechaun!”
“Okay, sir, now what about the pants?”
“The pants?”
“You’re not wearing any pants.”
“CURSE YOU MAGICAL IRISH BASTARD!!!”
henry krinkle

I NEED ME GOLD!!!!

My “Leprechaun 5″ script now has a plot.
Suburbancowboy

Y’all seen the Lepre-con say yay-uh!
obeyken

friggin leprechauns.