Hello Kitty contact lenses

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20 Responses to “Hello Kitty contact lenses”

  1. loftwyr says:

    I like them. The irises look like bullet holes right through Hello Kitty’s forehead.

  2. monopole says:

    As with astigmatic contacts, it is possible to weigh down the corner of the lens to orient it. In such a case the contacts would be plumb bob level.

    In any case, I find your lack of faith in the Kitty …disturbing.

  3. Shmuel says:

    My immediate reaction was to wonder how they’d be oriented properly, but I’ve never worn contacts; those who have, does that seem feasible?

  4. minamisan says:

    i think i’m a lone voice on both boingboing and japundit for this, but i happen to think they’re insanely cool.

  5. Crash says:

    Though this is an obvious hoax, there are people who will happily custom-paint such lenses for you if you’re willing to pay enough.

  6. midknyte says:

    Yes, my left eye is an astigmatic contact, weighted to stay oriented.

  7. dansinch says:

    This is shopped. I can tell because of the pixels.

  8. sonny p fontaine says:

    @12 HJO3
    Is this to be an empathy test?

    Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response?

    Fluctuation of the pupil.

    Involuntary dilation of the iris, er, kitty…

    We call it Voight-Kampff for short

  9. MacBastard says:

    Yikes – more like Hell Kitty.

  10. erissian says:

    And we’re all shocked because models are never photoshopped in advertisements. Why would these people ruin the good, honest trade of marketing with their subtle deception?

  11. Halloween Jack says:

    Ah, that makes perfect sense WRT astigmatic contacts. Anyway, there are weirder things under the Hello Kitty license, according to the linked site: douches, panty liners, condoms, etc.

  12. Anonymous says:

    AHHHH
    where do you get these.
    I want them.
    now.

  13. The Countess says:

    I’ll have to get the Hello Kitty contacts to go with the Hello Kitty vibrator. I read that Hello Kitty is coming out with a line for guys. That’s a world of fail… ;)

  14. panda says:

    i’m with erissian here. There isnt a single legitimate advertisement image that hasnt been photoshopped these days. (this is especially true of any ad images that contain models)

  15. hjo3 says:

    That woman looks like a replicant.

  16. minamisan says:

    if you think the hoax is so obvious, crash-san, you’ve obviously never been to Harajuku.

  17. emohellokitty says:

    pleeeezzz tell me where to get them

  18. Halloween Jack says:

    I know that crying “Photoshopped”! is teh lame, but these seem not quite right. They’re perfectly level, even though the model’s eyes aren’t. (And, yes, I know that you can buy contacts that give you cat’s eyes and stuff.)

  19. where can you buy these contacts