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David Pescovitz at 8:55 am Mon, Dec 31, 2007

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Hello Kitty Hell posted this photo of a young lady modeling Hello Kitty contact lenses. Link

David Pescovitz is Boing Boing's co-editor/managing partner. He's also a research director at Institute for the Future. On Instagram, he's @pesco.

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  • loftwyr

    I like them. The irises look like bullet holes right through Hello Kitty’s forehead.

  • monopole

    As with astigmatic contacts, it is possible to weigh down the corner of the lens to orient it. In such a case the contacts would be plumb bob level.

    In any case, I find your lack of faith in the Kitty …disturbing.

  • Shmuel

    My immediate reaction was to wonder how they’d be oriented properly, but I’ve never worn contacts; those who have, does that seem feasible?

  • minamisan

    i think i’m a lone voice on both boingboing and japundit for this, but i happen to think they’re insanely cool.

  • SC_Wolf

    Is this any worse than the Hello Kitty Assault Rifles on the same site?

    http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/12/28/hello-kitty-ar-15-military-style-rifle/

    http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/12/16/hello-kitty-assault-rifle/

    http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/10/09/hello-kitty-ak-47/

  • Crash

    Though this is an obvious hoax, there are people who will happily custom-paint such lenses for you if you’re willing to pay enough.

  • midknyte

    Yes, my left eye is an astigmatic contact, weighted to stay oriented.

  • dansinch

    This is shopped. I can tell because of the pixels.

  • sonny p fontaine

    @12 HJO3
    Is this to be an empathy test?

    Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response?

    Fluctuation of the pupil.

    Involuntary dilation of the iris, er, kitty…

    We call it Voight-Kampff for short

  • MacBastard

    Yikes – more like Hell Kitty.

  • erissian

    And we’re all shocked because models are never photoshopped in advertisements. Why would these people ruin the good, honest trade of marketing with their subtle deception?

  • Halloween Jack

    Ah, that makes perfect sense WRT astigmatic contacts. Anyway, there are weirder things under the Hello Kitty license, according to the linked site: douches, panty liners, condoms, etc.

  • Anonymous

    AHHHH
    where do you get these.
    I want them.
    now.

  • The Countess

    I’ll have to get the Hello Kitty contacts to go with the Hello Kitty vibrator. I read that Hello Kitty is coming out with a line for guys. That’s a world of fail… ;)

  • panda

    i’m with erissian here. There isnt a single legitimate advertisement image that hasnt been photoshopped these days. (this is especially true of any ad images that contain models)

  • hjo3

    That woman looks like a replicant.

  • minamisan

    if you think the hoax is so obvious, crash-san, you’ve obviously never been to Harajuku.

  • emohellokitty

    pleeeezzz tell me where to get them

  • Halloween Jack

    I know that crying “Photoshopped”! is teh lame, but these seem not quite right. They’re perfectly level, even though the model’s eyes aren’t. (And, yes, I know that you can buy contacts that give you cat’s eyes and stuff.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002444086737 Amalia Suarez

    where can you buy these contacts