Dumb robbers stumble on biker meeting

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38 Responses to “Dumb robbers stumble on biker meeting”

  1. Suburbancowboy says:

    They we’re gonna kill the one guy, but then he did the big shoe dance, and they all loved him after that.

  2. Takuan says:

    at least they’ll have movie rights

  3. consideredopinion says:

    “That ain’t a knifethreat of violence…that’s violence.”

  4. in silico says:

    If by “jumped off a balcony” they mean “thrown off a balcony” then I totaly believe the story.

  5. Welcome to Wallyworld says:

    @ David Pescovitz, no you didn’t use the word “gang” in your beat-up but you might as well have. Instead you qualified it with “tough Souther Cross Cruiser motorcycle club”. And you still haven’t fixed the typo “Souther”. BTW the five stars of The Southern Cross is represented on the Australian flag.

  6. Antinous says:

    You mess with the Proofreading Department of the Synonym Police — you’re goin’ down.

  7. klg19 says:

    Wow. I think we have some Darwin Award nominees here.

  8. Brouhaha says:

    They got off easty… Good thing for them it wasn’t a meeting of the Moped Army!

  9. Drew from Zhrodague says:

    If this happened in the US, anyone within a 2 mile radius would be tazed and arrested!

  10. demidan says:

    I bet Darwin would have had a heart warming chuckle at this!

  11. wynneth says:

    #13 – tl;dr
    It’s really silly to me that so many people have negative comments about “bikers”. First off, what qualifies as a biker? Is it anyone who rides a bike? What is a biker gang, is it a gang of friends who ride? I will admit there have been groups who cause trouble, commit violence, break the law, but I really get offended when there are such broad spectrum generalizations that bikers are bad. Having a family full of bikers, from my neice and nephew who professionally race GSXRs and the like to my father in law who just rides around town, I know better. It seems to me that too many people watch the old TV movies where the bikers are these big bad tattooed illiterate scumbags who live to fight. Have any of you ever heard of Bikers Against Child Abuse? What about the Missionaries? Nooo, hundreds of biker groups out there who support the community and even HELP law enforcement (oh hey, have you noticed there are some cops on bikes???)and no one here seems to have noticed them.

  12. franko says:

    this is so full of win i can’t stand it. also, thank you to #1 for the great pee-wee reference. made my day!

  13. Takuan says:

    yep, I like riding too. Now let’s not imagine that outlaw biker gangs are above hiding behind you and me. From my own contacts with gang bikers, I found them exactly as trustworthy as the Sopranos. But with less charm.

  14. Antinous says:

    If you haven’t murdered at least one person, you have no business being on a Harley. It’s like gay leather drag for straight people. You look all butch and tough, but when you open your mouth – Methodist minister. It’s a semantic disaster.

  15. Jardine says:

    One of the would-be robbers crashed through a plate-glass door and jumped off a balcony.

    Omar?

  16. NikFromNYC says:

    This is a variation on “Man Bites Dog.”

    About once a decade it re-appears. Usually in this form:

    Two men trying to steal copper wire from high voltage lines were…

    oh you know the rest.

    The trick is to find motorcycle conventions, then chain the front doors and fire escapes and steal all the bikes.

  17. David Pescovitz says:

    I don’t see the word “gang” in my post or in the article I link to.

  18. nzruss says:

    Reminds me of a story from a guy who came to our high school when I was about 14, to explain the sport of Fencing. He went on to say they had some ‘tough-guys’ turn up to try to tell them they were panzies all dressed in white, and started to threaten and get rough.

    Moral of the story (as you can guess) was don’t bring fists to a sword fight….

  19. Takuan says:

    nope,but they ain’t all angels (of any stripe)

    Police v bikies war looming in South Australia
    Friday Feb 22 13:00 AEDT
    By Adam Shand
    ninemsn

    Bikies and social analysts both claim new laws banning club colours in South Australia are likely to cause a backlash, with club members targeting police and gangs moving further into underground activities.

    Professor Arthur Veno of Monash University told the Nine Network’s Sunday program a similar ban on the Hells Angels club in Canada sparked heightened tension and violence with police, with bombs placed under police stations and public officials murdered or assaulted in the line of duty.

    He says the SA laws heightened “the probability that law enforcement officials themselves will become targets for the clubs”.

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    “It makes the clubs more violent, more radical — they go underground,” he said

    Professor Veno also said the Canadian ban did nothing to alleviate organised crime.

    “The Hells Angels have been banned for several years and they still maintain their status as the number one organised crime entity in Canada,” he said.

    “They are underground, it’s a special ring, a flash of colour … they are now truly criminals.”

    The bill now being debated by parliament provides that if members of banned organisations continue to associate six times or more in a year, they would face five years in jail.

  20. Takuan says:

    sorry about that crappy paste

  21. noen says:

    Now look what you did, you broke the internet.

  22. Takuan says:

    sooohh-rrrr-eeee (hangs head)

  23. MrsBug says:

    Ladies and gentleman, I give you Mr. PeeWee Herman

  24. usagizero says:

    So i’ve been wondering lately why biker gangs get a free pass to commit acts of violence and brutality. Why are groups like the Hells Angels and Mongols not arrested on sight? Instead we make jokes about them. I wouldn’t believe someone from a biker gang if he told me the sky was blue.

  25. Takuan says:

    because the cops are afraid of them

  26. Antinous says:

    Why are groups like the Hells Angels and Mongols not arrested on sight?

    Because the police are terrified of them? They also have links to organized crime, which is usually a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

  27. Takuan says:

    links? They ARE organized crime

  28. Antinous says:

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    VERBIAGE

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  29. Antinous says:

    Ooops. The code worked all too well. And I don’t know how to negate it to give the example.

  30. Antinous says:

    <a href="URL">VERBIAGE</a>

    Much better

  31. noen says:

    What I really want to know is did the robbers leave any graffiti?

  32. Takuan says:

    what is the etiquette of style these days? What’s social consideration?

  33. Takuan says:

    only in blood and thin brown smears

  34. gollux says:

    They’re lucky they didn’t make a trip over here and try to hold up Sturgis. That would have been a hoot. My friend in the Motorcycle Ministry says that the Vagos kind of make Hells Angels look tame. Being a former member, he probably knows what he’s talking about. This club sounds more like our local Gypsy Jokers gang, they ain’t into drugs and crime, but they wouldn’t back down from a good bar fight either.

    Sounds like the guy who jumped off the balcony was showing some sense. Seeing some big burly guys coming at you swinging some good solid chairs, running would be a good idea, unless you are a really stupid masochist who likes broken bones. Plus over here, if you were dumb enough to challenge them with big knives, you’d learn not to bring swords to a gun fight.

    #11 Yep, if they’re afraid of the point, you have a pretty stout steel whip to use on them when they turn tail and run.

    I find the whole thing pretty hilarious, thanks for the laugh.

  35. Antinous says:

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  36. JG says:

    Pee Wee NEVER took anything that did not belong to him! He was looking for his stolen bike at the time. The Bikers all became his friends.
    Proving that both Bikers and Pee Wee are regular (if misunderstood) guys.

  37. Welcome to Wallyworld says:

    More bullshit reporting. First up, this isn’t a “biker gang” like the Angels or the Finks. This is just a bunch of guys who like riding motorcycles. And secondly they didn’t “beat the hell out of them with tables, chairs, and fists” – the robbers took off – one was caught by the bikers and the other by the police. And thirdly, one robber had a machete and the other had a samurai sword. Oh yeah…and its “Southern Cross Cruiser Club”. Why can’t you Americans get it right?

  38. Cpt. Tim says:

    “Why can’t you Americans get it right?”

    Yes. it was because it was written by an american. we did that. we share the guilt.

    visions of stones and glass houses come to mind.

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