Man uses hedgehog as weapon


18 Responses to “Man uses hedgehog as weapon”

  1. The Unusual Suspect says:

    My new fighting technique… never mind.

  2. Takuan says:

    next, a pair of roadkill and a skipping rope: Hog-Chucks!

  3. Conte Anusfish says:

    That kind of reminds me of this comic.

  4. Lauren O says:

    Most adorable attack ever! Poor little hedgehog…

  5. strawMan says:

    Requires the Weapon Proficiency (Exotic) feat.

    (One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
    1d6 piercing / bludgeoning Damage
    19-20 x4 Crit

  6. jere7my says:

    Did we learn nothing from Pat Benatar? Stop using hedgehogs as a weapon!

  7. Caledonian Jim says:

    So that’s what prickly heat is . And for all these years I thought it was something else .

  8. RyanH says:

    Looks like Nanny Ogg’s song was wrong after all. This poor little hedgehog got proper… well I’m sure you know the rest.

  9. Registrado says:

    [the hedgehog] was dead when collected as evidence.

    If only he’d had at least one ring…

  10. Anonymous says:

    i blame Television and shows like Pokemon.



  11. RedMonkey says:

    So that’s what happened to Sonic in retirement….

  12. Lobster says:

    Followup: US government now requiring 15-day waiting period and registration on purchase of plumbers and large men in power armor.

  13. Anonymous says:

    This man deserves a medal for creativity, not an assault charge D:

  14. Vogon Poet says:

    Spiny Norman?

  15. Pallasmith says:

    Good lord, it’s tha CHUCK SHOT! I thought it was mere legend!

  16. richlb says:

    As Drillbit Taylor warns, anything can be used as a weapon, even a puppy (or hedgehog).

  17. SomeGuy says:

    Hedgehogs don’t kill people, people kill people.

    The National Erinaceinae Association

  18. vorpalsword says:

    At least it wasn’t a porcupine.

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