By David Pescovitz at 10:11 am Fri, Sep 26, 2008
He also has David Bowie eyes which makes him EXTRA awesome.
Must be a fan of the Tampa Bay Rays!
looks like john lydon to me…
I was going with Don King myself. I wonder what kind of sports events a turtle promotes?
AHAHAH! Don King. Totally.
A race, of course!
It’s a sign! The second coming of Jim Henson is nigh!
…You kids know that this is really what happens when you allow turtles to breed with chia pets, right?
I, for one, welcome our new punkturtle overlords.
Just don’t piss him off, he snaps.
…”Punkturtle” or “Turtlepunk”?
My bet is on him cultivating the algae to impress the ladies!
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