By David Pescovitz at 10:11 am Fri, Sep 26, 2008
…You kids know that this is really what happens when you allow turtles to breed with chia pets, right?
My bet is on him cultivating the algae to impress the ladies!
…”Punkturtle” or “Turtlepunk”?
He also has David Bowie eyes which makes him EXTRA awesome.
Must be a fan of the Tampa Bay Rays!
looks like john lydon to me…
I, for one, welcome our new punkturtle overlords.
I was going with Don King myself. I wonder what kind of sports events a turtle promotes?
AHAHAH! Don King. Totally.
A race, of course!
It’s a sign! The second coming of Jim Henson is nigh!
Just don’t piss him off, he snaps.
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