By David Pescovitz at 3:36 pm Tue, Oct 7, 2008
You know what would make these guys happy?
A button which, when pressed, activates electrodes implanted in the scrota of overcompensated former CEOs.
Ha! The bloke on the left looks just like my dog does when she’s tipped out the kitchen bin and crapped in the laundry… He knows what he’s done…
This meme is so good, it’s like it’s worth $800 billion.
In related trading floor news: Will somebody please leave this poor woman alone?
I’m sure someone will beat me to this, but, all these need are captions.
“I can haz short salez?”
Am I the only one amazed by how completely shitty these guys dress?
nice pictures shame about the captions, since when has typing/saying/captioning the phrase “d’oh” ever been funny?..seriously
“Am I the only one amazed by how completely shitty these guys dress?”
Why dress up? They can’t afford trophy wives anymore.
Check out this image for your collection:
Cheers, VeeJay Burns
My fav so far.
Guy on left: “LITTLE JERRY!”
Other guy: “TAMALE!!!”
The one on page 3 that says:
I canâ€™t add a caption to this that could possibly make it any more hilarious.
Oh, my spleen: That was so funny!!!
Thank you David!
Hmmm are these dudes on the floor really the people we should direct our anger at? My suspicion is that the dorky guy in a bad shirt is probably not the guy making millions off his greedy decisions and trotting out his trophy wife. I know nothing about the stock exchange, though, so perhaps I’m wrong.
I noticed something about similar photos posted by the AP and Reuters. They like to use shots of traders covering their mouths in what appears to be an OMG gesture, but they’re almost always wearing a headset and/or microphone, and covering it to cancel ambient noise. The OMG is a more effective photo, especially if your narrative is “run for your lives! the markets are collapsing!”
Is that Roan Atkinson on the right? He’s a trader by day, actor by .. day!
As funny as this might seem, these just aren’t the guys who were the cause of this mess. More like the pitbulls trained by abusive masters to just kill things: Feel a bit sorry for them, but realize that’s all they know how to do.
Sadly, sadness is contagious, more so than happiness.
These fellows are mostly just working stiffs, while the guys who can green-light investment decisions are usually up in an office with a view, if they care to look away from their screens. Minions of the Market, so to speak.
Bad karma to point and laugh. Shit happens to everyone. How will you feel when someone points and laughs at you?
(Right, right, you wouldn’t be deserving it, but these guys do because they work on a trading floor. How silly of me.)
Hmmm… That’s good Schadenfreude.
In all seriousness, those involved in credit default swaps can go die in a fire.
Trading floors are dirty, messy, sweaty, smelly pits of raw, brutal energy. If you wore a $500 suit to work a trading floor, you would have to throw it out by the end of the day. These guys are so busy they don’t even have time to eat right, much less dress nice. They dress to survive the day, pretty much.
How about a photo blog of sad looking laid off
We’ve had this meme going over on ILE for a year now.
Geez, these photos are becoming a photographic genre all their own! It is weirdly funny to see a new one every 15 minutes on CNN, etc., and how most of them are of balding white guys realizing the emptiness of their work. This photo blog is the next step. When does the coffee table book come out?
Why haven’t computers replaced these floors traders yet?
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