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David Pescovitz at 11:34 am Mon, Nov 17, 2008

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Xltoilettt This is Johnny Henry of Laurel, Mississippi who has invented a vibrating toilet seat. "“This invention is designed to stimulate,” he told the Laurel Leader Call newspaper. “It’s to make you feel good while you are there.” More interesting to me than the invention is the odd composition of the photo.
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  • mocart

    Can’t believe this is making the rounds. I work for the local tv station in Hattiesburg/Laurel and one of our reporters interviewed this dude today, don’t ask me why, I have NO idea. Should be airing at 6pm tonight.

  • neurolux

    I’m sure the Japanese had this years ago.

  • Digital Artz

    Is that a real department of Corrections shirt?
    Easy way to pass er, the time in prison.

  • trr

    Looks like a standard $20 cheapo toilet seat with a Craft-matic adjustable bed controller sitting next to it.

  • Mark Crummett

    >>>More interesting to me than the invention is the odd composition of the photo.<<<

    Sorry, I don’t get it. What’s odd about the composition of the photo?

  • Kawentzmann

    The composition suggest shaking up more than down. A fluffer seat!

  • dbarak

    #17

    “…with a Craft-matic…”

    Maybe a Crap-matic?

    Maybe a Crap-number seat? What number are you? I’m a #2.

  • dbarak

    #7 posted by mdh

    Yep, the vibrating toilet seat is the secret behind USB 3.

  • FreakCitySF

    Vibrations are the motor oil for the universe.

    So why not there ;)

    But where I really want vibrations is on the bottom on my french press.

  • YesPlease

    @ MOCART

    You *must* put the video up!

  • Teller

    I assume it’s powered by electrishity.

    sorry.

  • dbarak

    #11

    Was that a joke? I dung get it.

  • Halloween Jack

    People for whom the Washlet just isn’t stimulating enough will enjoy this.

  • Teller

    I ask because if it’s battery-powered, there are only so many hours you can log on it.

  • Antinous

    We had a couple of good earthquakes the other day. I don’t know that a vibrating toilet seat would really sell here.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve been to Laurel, MS. This man’s toilet seat is probably the only source of stimulation in the whole town.

  • dbarak

    http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/7167/sundaeci4.th.gif

  • Anonymous

    It’s not supossed to “vibrate” so much as “shake the crap out of you”.

  • Anonymous

    This was mine since 1985.
    TOM H.

  • Anonymous

    http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4920583.html
    Tom Hough

  • ill lich

    “I wonder if this will help with my debilitating constipation.” –co-worker peering over my shoulder.

  • mdh

    It looks Wii compatible

  • Anonymous

    Here is the video of the man’s interview:

    http://www.leadercall.com/localvideostories/local_story_323114741.html?keyword=topstory

  • dbarak

    #2

    “It looks Wii compatible”

    And Poo compatible.

  • Takuan

    longer waits. Great.

  • Takuan

    for the one bath household
    http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10923394/Barbed_Wire_Nails_And_Spiders_Toilet_Seat.jpg

  • clueless in brooklyn

    Believe it or not, this concept has gone through my thought process before. Sometimes a few shakes helps everything go a lot smoother, think shaking a condiment bottle to get all the mustard out. Okay, not great analogy.

  • mdh

    #3 DBarak –

    I’m sure you meant “facilitates high speed downloads”;:D