Breast Enlargement Ringtone

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27 Responses to “Breast Enlargement Ringtone”

  1. dole says:

    Ringtone? Why don’t they just play it on loudspeakers everywhere, all the time?

  2. Sork says:

    The difference is only ~1cm in the diameter. Second measuring was probably a bit more optimistic/sloppy.

  3. Sork says:

    Oh, and of course calculated on a circle. She could just have got wider but we don’t get more data.

  4. c0nn0r says:

    3 years ago called. They want their blog post back.

    /thread.

  5. robulus says:

    Hey yeah you’re right, that did end the thread!

  6. Gutierrez says:

    @sork Well I’m probably assuming too much but isn’t the shot at around 4:40 a superimposed before/after? Or is that just special effects?

  7. Anonymous says:

    The only thing I’m curious about was how they factored in the test subject’s monthly ovulation. I’m sure it was considered but possibly just left out of the clip… but it’s not all that unusual for a woman’s breasts to become larger just as a side effect of her monthly period alone.
    (Sorry to all those who hate to ever think about periods.)
    A breast enhancing ringtone would be great! I just wonder if the results that were gotten here were all that amazing…

  8. dancentury says:

    That’s too much pressure!!! How about we don’t do business and you and your employees starve.

    Don’t get me wrong… I’ve everything else about Japan.

  9. jeda21 says:

    What if her breast size increased not because of the ringtone, but because of the usual monthly hormonal cycle…as is usual with most women?

  10. J France says:

    c0nn0r: Douche chill!

    The original post ( http://www.boingboing.net/2004/09/27/breastenlarging-ring.html ) is happily followed up here.

    I’m curious how their baldness ring tone is going (not that I’m balding, i just want to see that demo).

  11. Anonymous says:

    Brilliance.

  12. pepik says:

    Best part? Narrated by Nigel Tufnel.

  13. nyam says:

    @sork She could probably get that kind of fluctuation well within a normal menstrual cycle.

  14. SteamKev says:

    Time-of-the-month-tone.

  15. Manooshi says:

    Is this déjà vu? Or have we seen the ‘man-bra’ on BB before?

  16. Teller says:

    #2: It’s ringtone, not ringtome.

  17. robulus says:

    Hello Messenger!

    If you’re goint to share the word of God, make sure its on topic! Don’t just copy and paste a load of meaningless crap into people’s nice clean posts!

    Try and work some post-modern irony about breast enlargement from ring-tones into your long boring rant.

  18. sleze says:

    So where’s the link to the ringtone?

  19. godfathersoul says:

    - i thought maybe the guy talking was John Oliver from the Daily Show….

    - “proud owner of…” that’s just weird. The whole thing… is almost as weird as comment #2. What the hell is that all about. I think it is causing my penis to shrink!

  20. pepik says:

    Best part? Narrated by Nigel Tufnel.

  21. Brainspore says:

    What would happen if you set your ringtone to Sir Mix-a-Lot?

  22. 13strong says:

    Reminds me of Reeves & Mortimer’s “Bra Men” sketches.

    “Cyan’t a fella wear a bra wi’out all folk lookin’ at ‘im?”

  23. pork musket says:

    In before sexist mannequin tirade?

  24. Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Community Manager says:

    Extra points awarded to Robulus and J.France; penalties to Pork Musket and Connor.

  25. Moriarty says:

    When I saw the headline, I immediately thought of a bra that would inflate when you get an incoming call.

    Well, at least that would actually work…

  26. rasz says:

    mmm lactating ringtone