Robber uses banana as "gun"


15 Responses to “Robber uses banana as "gun"”

  1. phisrow says:

    I wonder if they know any good “is that an X in your pocket?” jokes in prison?

  2. Jason Rizos says:

    Just to be on the safe side, I think we should ban fruit from carry-on for all domestic and international flights.

  3. Mister Eppy says:

    He should have used a gub.

  4. Snig says:

    To bad John Cleese wasn’t there, he’d have shown them the proper technique:

  5. Brainspore says:

    “And now I shall eat the banana, thus disarming him!” -John Cleese

  6. Snig says:

    Eating the banana not quite as clever a criminal masterstroke as murdering with an icicle and allowing the evidence to evaporate. He’ll do the time for this one, all the while plotting the next dastardly heist, this one involving produce with an edible peel.

  7. Brainspore says:

    Curse you Snig, you stole my joke by 30 seconds.

  8. Anonymous says:

    I guess he *wasn’t* happy to see me, then.

  9. Talia says:

    Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, banana gun!

  10. nanuq says:

    Considering bananas are endangered, using one to commit a robbery is downright criminal. Is this how we want to remember the noble banana once it’s gone?

  11. Kehaar says:

    The kid wanted to give them the slip with the banana peel. Consuming evidence was never part of the scheme.

  12. Shane says:

    Monty Python … check…
    Banana-in-your-pocket joke … check…
    Icicle weapon reference … check…
    Banana man … check…

    Are there no other reference/memes left untouched by the swift and noble Boing Boing forum-readers?

    Can someone work us up a joke using the Kirk Cameron banana-as-evidence-of-intelligent-design-meme in the context of this crime? I’m at a loss for creating some A material at this moment.

  13. papyromancer says:

    Not to harsh on the kid too much, but totally Szwalla’d the bananna.

  14. mdh says:

    talia, i laughed.

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