Mouse plays Quake II, everyone wins


17 Responses to “Mouse plays Quake II, everyone wins”

  1. jibbles says:

    In the future, instead of trackball mice, we will have live mice on trackballs, at which point a whole ecosystem of puns will flourish anew.

  2. kettledog says:

    Does this mean an end to maze building?

  3. phisrow says:

    Just wait until he finds the quad-damage, whitecoats…

  4. Brad S. says:

    I also work for sips of water, and I can tell you, it sucks.

  5. Anonymous says:

    “My wife, who played Quake on the British national team” – this is the strangest sentence in the whole post.

  6. robcat2075 says:

    “its head firmly held in a metal helmet,”


  7. robulus says:

    Awwww. I wish I could be held in a completely immersive virtual environment based on the Quake II engine. Stupid mouse.

    • Daneel says:

      You know, I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?

      Ignorance is bliss.

      • robulus says:

        I’d like to go to a place where Monica Bellucci thought I was attractive. I think Monica Bellucci is attractive. In my completely immersive virtual environment, Monica Bellucci would definitely think I was attractive.

        Hopefully, that’s what the scientists are working on. Godspeed, scientists, Godspeed.

  8. Germanico says:

    “You are a mouse. You wake up to find yourself in a strange pixelated room. Your head is *firmly* held in place by a metal helmet. You are thirsty.

    What do you want to do?”

    “Sip water”

    “Your head-side nozzle is empty. What do you want to do?”

    “Walk forward”

    “You walk forward…”

  9. Tensegrity says:

    They should create a level where the mouse is 200 feet tall and gets to rampage over a city and crush many humans.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure why so many are going for Matrix jokes. Flowers for Algernon feels more appropriate to me.

    Poor mouse. I wonder if you are in any pain or realize just how f*$#@d up your life is.

  11. fistula spume says:

    Work on the Matrix seems to be going along fine. in 10 years they can have realistic graphics and replace the mouse with a human.

  12. benher says:

    I never could get the hang of rocket jumping. Perhaps I’d make a better lab animal than a quake player…

  13. Brainspore says:

    That interface seems like the perfect way to play Katamari Damacy.

  14. Corvinus says:

    How long before we see an army of mouse gold farmers?

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