Behold! The new Walt Disney World Fantasyland!


  1. Woohoo, that gives me a great excuse to give my Dumbo-loving daughter as to why we’re not hitting the parks just yet.

  2. This.. this is terrible! How are the kids supposed to have a good time if they can’t even fit through the doors?? I want you to destroy this, and rebuild it.. like, 3 times as big!

  3. Ugh, I don’t know. Every time I see a theme park use the phrase “interactive” to describe a new attraction, I cringe; they managed to squeeze it in twice.

  4. “And one of the most unique offerings in those neighborhoods will be new interactive Storybook adventures with your favorite Disney princesses.”

    Eeeeeyeewwwww . . . .

  5. With all the orange and blue it looks like an amusement park for Miami Dolphin fans…. tiny little Miami Dolphin fans…

    in a tiny squeaky little voice:

    “Mercury Morris is my hero, can we go in the tent now?”

  6. And, Oh My God, it’s a circus.

    You know what lives in circuses? Clowns. Clowns who will drag you down into the underground tunnel system and do things to you. Things that will reduce you to a shrieking invalid, who warns everyone about you of “Heffalumps and woozles!”

  7. Now, do something with Tom Sawyer’s Island. That place is need of a refrub. Bring back the cold fried chicken and ham sandwiches at Aunt Polly’s on the Island. Do something with the ‘attractions’ on the island…it’s wasted space now.

    And ditch the mega-rich ‘night’ thing and bring back the Adventurer’s Club. Somewhere..maybe there. (break the habit and serve some booze there, limited–after all it’s an island away from the “Magic Kingdom”. ).

  8. This is only about a third of it. To give you an idea of what you are looking at, that roller coaster is the one currently known as Goofy’s Barnstormer. The expansion will also include a Little Mermaid ride and a set of super-themed meet-and-greet areas for the Princesses and Fairies.

    @17 The Adventurer’s Club didn’t make any money. The real estate was too damn valuable; what I mourn is the passing of the Comedy Warehouse across the street. I’ve heard rumors of the Adventurer’s Club coming back in a different form at another location. I suspect a restaurant in the new development to the east of the Magic Kingdom on the former golf course.

  9. Oh dear god. It looks so tawdry and unimaginative. Like something from King’s Island. I thought that picture was a joke, until I clicked through.

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