When fictional vampires duke it out


41 Responses to “When fictional vampires duke it out”

  1. Anonymous says:

    The Count is not a vampire.

  2. ill lich says:

    Since when is “The Count” fictional???? He has been on TV alongside live actors every day for years, sure as hell LOOKS like he exists.

  3. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I’ll smack you so hard they’ll be sweeping up your sparkles in Port Angeles.

  4. cameronh1403 says:

    ‘One one drop of blood..two two drops of blood….three three drops of blood!! HAHAHAHAHA’

    couldn’t resist…

  5. Crashproof says:

    This is genius.

  6. stygyan says:

    Vampires exist. I know it. I met one, six years ago. But the damned git couldn’t win the case in court, nope…

    P.S.: I mean lawyers.

  7. Anonymous says:

    T-Shirt! This has to be a T-Shirt! NOW! I will buy three!

  8. nanuq says:

    For an encore, the Count should take on that dorky werewolf too.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Really, do we need to say “Fictional Vampire”?

  10. JoshP says:

    Now we need some quality slash fiction about James Marster’s Spike and Anne Rice’s Louis

  11. Daemon says:

    I hear Chocula’s also gunning for Cullen.

  12. Dewi Morgan says:

    This is my desktop background now :D

  13. Day Vexx says:

    This picture was brought to you by the letters K and O.

  14. railroad9 says:

    Anybody else notice the redundancy in the article title?

    But seriously, I’d love to see Severen take on little Miss Edward. Hell, Caleb or Mae could probably take him.

  15. GoDownMoses says:

    fictional fiction? (vamp-bait)

  16. debacle says:

    As opposed to all of those non-fictional vampires out there?

  17. Anonymous says:

    As an anonymous non-fictional vampire, I find the above commnent (@debacle #11) offensive.

  18. Agies says:

    No better time to bring up one of the best tables on Wikipedia.

  19. demidan says:

    “Kick his ass Count!!!!”

  20. Tdawwg says:

    Go, Epic Fang Man, go! (And are those the Amber Lamps glowing behind faux-Pattinson?)

  21. StRevAlex says:

    “One…crack to the jaw! Ah! Ah! Ah!”

  22. Tdawwg says:

    “You ain’t afraid of no one-, one-thousand-year-old, ah, ah, ah, guy! You ain’t afraid of no one-, one-thousand-year-old, ah, ah, ah, guy!”

  23. Anonymous says:

    Love the artist’s comment on the page:

    A note to anyone who is offended by this:

    Develop better taste in books and movies.

  24. Anonymous says:

    HHAHAAH!! finally a real vampire handling business.

  25. Gilbert Wham says:


  26. Jon Hoffman says:

    To say that I was suprised that my picture was posted here is an understatement. I made this mostly to entertain myself and some friends of mine who have a less than stellar opinion about Twilight. I thought it was funny and kind of weird but I had no idea that so many people would like this too.

    I had thought about using Count Chocula but I thought Count Von Count was funnier. Anyway, thanks for all the comments, they are appreciated.

  27. am says:

    cool painting. the left fist is twisted awkwardly, though, isn’t it? good thing he’s a puppet!

  28. Axx says:

    You reckon that’s sweat, or his vampire sparkles being strewn from his face?

  29. Vanwall says:


  30. Anonymous says:

    Oh so win.

  31. Trent Hawkins says:

    Wait a minute, “Fictional Vampires”? As oppose to…

  32. Felton says:

    Looks like the new kid didn’t cooperate.

  33. Garrett Fitzgerald says:

    Sorry, but I can’t resist passing on this link in response. Sometimes, it’s what you _don’t_ hear that counts. :-)


  34. GrymRpr says:

    Thanks Cory & those who’ve left a comment in the “Voice of The Count” So’s to speak… That brought a smile to my face ( Needed one today )

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