When fictional vampires duke it out

"Down for the Count," a painting by Deviant Art's Poopbear, shows the Count from Sesame Street laying into the fangy-come-lately prettyboy from Twilight. It cheered me.

Down for the Count (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)


  1. cool painting. the left fist is twisted awkwardly, though, isn’t it? good thing he’s a puppet!

    1. A physically correct punch will rotate 90 degrees by the end of the punch, so his fist is actually correctly portrayed.

  2. I’ll smack you so hard they’ll be sweeping up your sparkles in Port Angeles.

  3. ‘One one drop of blood..two two drops of blood….three three drops of blood!! HAHAHAHAHA’

    couldn’t resist…

  4. As an anonymous non-fictional vampire, I find the above commnent (@debacle #11) offensive.

  5. “You ain’t afraid of no one-, one-thousand-year-old, ah, ah, ah, guy! You ain’t afraid of no one-, one-thousand-year-old, ah, ah, ah, guy!”

  6. Thanks Cory & those who’ve left a comment in the “Voice of The Count” So’s to speak… That brought a smile to my face ( Needed one today )

  7. Since when is “The Count” fictional???? He has been on TV alongside live actors every day for years, sure as hell LOOKS like he exists.

  8. Now we need some quality slash fiction about James Marster’s Spike and Anne Rice’s Louis

  9. Love the artist’s comment on the page:

    A note to anyone who is offended by this:

    Develop better taste in books and movies.

  10. To say that I was suprised that my picture was posted here is an understatement. I made this mostly to entertain myself and some friends of mine who have a less than stellar opinion about Twilight. I thought it was funny and kind of weird but I had no idea that so many people would like this too.

    I had thought about using Count Chocula but I thought Count Von Count was funnier. Anyway, thanks for all the comments, they are appreciated.

  11. Anybody else notice the redundancy in the article title?

    But seriously, I’d love to see Severen take on little Miss Edward. Hell, Caleb or Mae could probably take him.

  12. Vampires exist. I know it. I met one, six years ago. But the damned git couldn’t win the case in court, nope…

    P.S.: I mean lawyers.

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