Videos that prove the elites are really reptilian humanoids


41 Responses to “Videos that prove the elites are really reptilian humanoids”

  1. Xopher says:

    Going to Collage: Makes you into a dragon!

    Only if you have a bunch of pictures of dragons that you’ve cut out of magazines.

  2. dequeued says:

    Uh, those are mpeg artifacts, not problems with their shapeshifting issues.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Personally, I think the giveaway was the bit where she swallowed the live mouse, but meh…

    Anyhow, #3 has it right, it’s people extrapolating a cultural metaphor from physiology, but is it a useful metaphor? You have to choke back a lot of empathy, impulses to social cohesion and basic mammalian warmth to get to the point where you become an become an elite under the present cultural configuration… if you repress the mammalian and express the reptilian, have you not then made yourself into a reptile?

  4. Chupacabara says:

    In the words of one of the brilliant Yahoo Posters… “Thats Just Retarted”.

  5. bcsizemo says:

    And even more than “retarded” it’s horrible acting. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to read a telly prompter… or repeat whatever the guy is saying in her ear.

    • Chupacabara says:

      No no no… you gotta use the “art” instead of “ard” to properly convey the sense of stupidity when using the term “retarted”.

  6. Anonymous says:

    NON-SENSE!? Way to be open minded, bOING bOING!

    This is just proof to me that this website is ran by lizard people.

  7. PeaceNerd says:

    Now, almost more than ever, the world needs Rowdy Roddy Piper.

  8. frankieboy says:

    how can you take seriously a woman wearing a jumper?

  9. Roy Trumbull says:

    When David Frye did his impression of William F. Buckley he always included a few reptilian tongue flicks.
    I’d love to see a well photo-shopped Meg Whitman.

  10. ill lich says:

    But seriously, how is this paranoid fantasy world any different than the one inhabited by American conservatives of the ilk that believe “progressivism” is part of a larger communist conspiracy going back to FDR or earlier? Sure it’s harder to believe in “lizardpeople” since we’ve never seen one, but ultimately trying to talk rationally with people under these paranoid delusions is the same– when you try to be reasonable with them you are suspected of being part of the conspiracy.

    (Yes, yes, I AM part of the conspiracy, I know, but that’s beside the point.)

  11. Anonymous says:

    I watched a couple of these YT videos…I laughed more often than at most comedy skits. These people find even the most common of tongue movements to be proof of reptile.
    My favourite though is
    where in the first 30 seconds David Icke has already done a similar tongue-flicking thing.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Sometimes I’m a little jealous of people who’s reality could possibly include things like shapshifting lizards. Their days must be so much more interesting than my boring world, where shapeshifters, orbs, ghosts, and psychics are all a bunch of hooey.

  13. Anonymous says:

    How did this make it to boing boing? If you pick a link on cnn you’ll see “lizard” eyes on practically everyone being lit from the front…

  14. Mikey says:

    It’s funny to read stuff written by the wacky people and watch their videos for a while but a strange thing happens when you get too involved in their little world…either you get completely disgusted and never look at this nonsense again or you get fascinated and obsessed. I got sucked into doing hours of reading and research about the people who believe this sort of thing, I just couldn’t get my mind around what kind of person thinks this is real…and really I still don’t know but the one thing I do know is that they are dead serious.

  15. Fang Xianfu says:

    You missed the most comedy part of the description, which is “reptilians control your news stations…*note…when uploaded to youtube the anomalies are visable…”


    Compression artifacts are the work of our evil overlords! It all makes sense!

  16. randalll says:

    Occam’s Razor, people! Obviously the simplest answer is that these people are really shape-shifting lizards!

  17. kevinsky says:

    Sssssoooo, I guess the cat’sss outta the bag for Cobra Commander then.

  18. Xopher says:

    Honestly, this is more evidence that we need a good national healthcare policy.

    All these poor Ickeites (Ickeans?) going without medication. Are we completely without empathy? Can’t we treat these unfortunate people, in hopes they’ll become productive members of society?

  19. Anonymous says:

    Yes….the Reptilian takeover has begun and they will infiltrate us through….celebrity gossip? The Gray’s are gonna be pissed!

  20. Shelby Davis says:

    Will The_Lizardman PLEASE weigh in on this!

  21. walkranrunning says:

    Did I miss something? It seems this darned membrane is always nictitating when anything interesting is going on. Drat.

  22. Spoon says:

    I feel sorry for her. I don’t think I should but I do. You know this ruined her day.

  23. Forteto says:

    Sweet. So becoming an elite, powerful rich person I get turned into a dragon? Awesome.

    Going to Collage: Makes you into a dragon!

  24. MrHarley says:

    As a card carrying reptilian humanoid I find it insssulting that anyone would missstake this misssrable excuse for a newss anchor for one of us. “OBEY“, “MARRY AND REPRODUCE“, “NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT”, “CONSUME“, “CONFORM”, “SUBMIT”, “STAY ASLEEP”, “BUY”, “WATCH TV”, “NO IMAGINATION”, “DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY”!!!

  25. weeblewobble says:

    I, for one, welcome our reptilian overlords.

  26. Stu Mark says:

    Yes, I know this is off-topic, but who is joining Lisa and Steve in this video? I am familiar with her, but the name is escaping me.

  27. jonathan_v says:

    you mean someone thinks that V is real ?

  28. PaulR says:

    You must be using a different meaning of the word ‘elite’ than the one I usually use…

  29. robulus says:

    They are kind of right. Our brains have structural delineations marking our evolutionary past, and most of the traits we consider human are attributed to areas of the brain that evolved relatively recently, and are similar to other mammals. At its core the brain resembles a reptile’s, and that part of the brain is responsible for our most basic responses; fear, hunger, aggression.

    So, yeah, Fox is full of reptiles.

  30. LordDon says:

    I’d just assume not feed the crazies need for attention.

  31. The Mudshark says:

    Well it doesn´t take a rocket scientist to figure this one out:

    Now if you are wondering why Mark is trying to discredit legitimate concerns about shapeshifting you might want to have a look at this:
    Not so funny anymore, huh?

  32. Anonymous says:

    rptlody, stuck on level human. but help seems to be on the way!


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