Awesome limited-edition cycling prints


37 Responses to “Awesome limited-edition cycling prints”

  1. Anonymous says:

    ohmygawd i crave them postahs

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wheres the Pantani Poster?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Don’t buy upgrades. Ride up grades.
    – Eddy Merckx

  4. glittertrash says:

    I would like to seriously disagree with the statement “melancholy is incompatible with bicycling”. I find the two to be perfectly matched, in fact. Melancholy plus the European style of sedate, upright cycling along damp cobblestone streets is a match made in a poignant and depressing heaven.

    • Anony Mouse says:

      Perhaps melancholy of the wistful, romantic type is possible – breath fogging on a chill autumn morning down by the canal, or wet cobbled streets; but real misery? Never!

  5. EH says:

    man, i used to love barbara kruger. used to.

  6. Clayton says:

    The idea is fine and all, but, in my opinion, from a design perspective these fail miserably.

  7. Rayonic says:

    I use a bike but I’m not part of the cycling cult. Does that make me a poser?

  8. Promethean Sky says:

    I hope not, cause I would be too. I don’t own a single pair of spandex shorts…

  9. philipb says:

    As a former coach & friend (who was also an ex-Irish champion & World Champion in the over 70′s age group) used to say when confronted with carbon fiber and unobtanium bikes & parts -

    “If you want to go faster it’s simple. You have to turn the pedals faster”

  10. Anonymous says:

    The shot from the police camera van on the side of the road is still one of my most treasured possessions

  11. jamiethehutt says:

    “Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls”
    - Bob Weir (guitarist for The Grateful Dead)

  12. AllisonWunderland says:

    In 1964 I purchased a Reynolds 531 tubing, all Campagnolo Record, Brooks saddle, Mafac brake FREJUS bike, NEW for $150 — back before unobtanium.

  13. Xeni Jardin says:

    My bike cost me TWO DIGITS.

  14. kekko says:

    Mmhh, I think I’ll vectorize a wheel on Photoshop and slap some Wikiquotes on it. Then I’ll print them and charge people 40$ apiece. Cause, you know, I need cheap money…

    • The Mudshark says:

      He´d probably rather vectorize a wheel in Illustrator, but aside from that I agree. Simple Design can be great but this one seems pretty lazy.

  15. apoxia says:

    I wear jeans when I bike – with thermal pants underneath, beat that!

  16. braininavat says:

    Here are a few more, based on my own experience:
    - Rain biking: Show up at work drenched!
    - Winter biking: Walk your bike down hill!
    - Just keep biking until the handle-bars snap off!
    I spent twenty years bike commuting and only had to carry my bike home twice.

  17. Anonymous says:

    My favourite quote (from myself) is “Bike shops – I don’t cycle their bikes, they don’t service mine”. This comes after I heard some horror stories about some bike shops – not all – messing up and people’s brake blocks falling off going down hill.

  18. Anonymous says:

    For that sort of dough, I’d want some kerning and wtf is that hyphen before the quotee?

  19. Colemanp says:

    I cycle, so that I can eat carbs!

  20. Anonymous says:


    But it needs at least one quote from everyone’s favorite hardcore cyclist, Jens Voight.

    Perhaps: “Shut up body, and do what I tell you!”

  21. Boba Fett Diop says:

    “As long as I breathe, I attack.”
    -Bernard Hinault

    “Get yourself a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.”
    -Mark Twain

    “I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school any more!”
    -Eddy Merckx

  22. wil9000 says:

    “Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of schtupping Marilyn Monroe.” John F. Kennedy

    Actually, I thought his severe back problems would have prevented him from riding a bicycle.

    Then again, I would have also thought that his severe back problems would have prevented him from schtupping Marilyn Monroe.

  23. Halloween Jack says:

    “If you worried”? I’m guessing that Lance Armstrong has a better command of English than that.

  24. Colemanp says:

    I cycle, so that I can eat carbs!

  25. Promethean Sky says:

    I especially like the “It never gets easier, you just go faster,” one. There’s times (not often) I actually find myself breaking the speed limit. 30 in a 25 on a bike is one of my favorite traffic violations.

    • Michael Smith says:

      84 in a 60 zone (km/h) is my record. On my current commute I occasionally hit 50 in 40 zones, because its safer to move with the flow and that is the speed other vehicles are moving at.

      The police academy here in Melbourne is at the top of a big, steep hill and you can go very fast with a strong wind coming from the south or west. Just don’t think about all those cops driving around the general area.

  26. Anonymous says:

    christ, what an asshole

  27. thefootdown says:

    Hi Sean,
    Thanks for posting these, I really appreciate it :-)

    The Foot Down

  28. kridje says:

    “Don’t stand on my dog or I cut your head off.”
    -Cadel Evans

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