Buzz Lightyear With a Huge Erection sippycup


34 Responses to “Buzz Lightyear With a Huge Erection sippycup”

  1. retrac13 says:

    There’s something about his confident posture that just makes this so much better/worse.

  2. redesigned says:

    what else are you supposed to drink your go-gurt out of?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Looks like it has been removed from Amazon.

  4. Tavie says:

    I take that and raise you one disturbing purple penis car.

  5. mappo says:

    Toy Story 4: “Buzz” gets “hummed”

  6. Anonymous says:

    I don’t get it. Looks perfectly functional to me. Where else would you put the straw?

  7. braininavat says:

    … and you can look him in the eyes while you’re doing him!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Wonder what is does if you put ice in the cup?

  9. Anonymous says:

    Guess this cup will be headed for the bone yard.

  10. warreno says:

    Hmm. Buzz/Woody slashfic aside (as suggested above), this really would have been better on the Woody figure.

  11. retrac13 says:

    There’s something about his confident posture that just makes this so much better/worse.

  12. Pyros says:

    jesus christ…

  13. Kara says:

    Disney really does great with these, doesn’t it? First the wanking Tarzan toy, now this. Keep it up, kids!

  14. Anonymous says:

    did this really fail to show up on your gift guide? For shame.


    Nope. That’s gonna look like a big green boner now matter how you bend it.

  16. Anonymous says:

    That boner is so big, it goes to infinity and beyond.

  17. Mitch says:

    Product recall!

  18. Anonymous says:

    Now I know my new catch phrase during climax. To infinity and beyond!

  19. PaulR says:

    I’d buy this cup with Zapp Brannigan instead, fists on the hips, with that self-assured smile.

  20. Alex says:

    All I want for Christmas is one of these that says “To Infinity and Beyond” when you take a sip.

  21. Mitch says:

    It looks like his upper torso can be rotated. On this page here there is an insignia by his waist and the “boner” is where his sacrum would be:

    • Mitch says:

      Yeah, I saw that when I looked at the post again. Thanks for explaining, though!

    • Mutation Engine says:

      Well, yes, it’s pretty much stated to be the case in the post itself. The point is the way that it’s designed makes it easy to turn the straw into an ersatz erection.

  22. hassan-i-sabbah says:

    honi soit que mal e ponce…..

  23. Anonymous says:

    Have a little sympathy to (cheap) product designers; as these things tend to be unavoidable phallic pareidolia.

    Design requirements:
    (a) movie character tie-in; character featured prominently on product top.
    (b) easily orally accessed straw (no choking hazard!).

    Now, go ahead, try to design it without a 14-year-old-boy’s super active sexual pattern matching finding ability finding something to giggle about.

  24. headfoo says:

    …and it’s ribbed, for her pleasure!

  25. Fef says:

    Since everyone has else has exercised restraint,
    I’ll go ahead and ask:
    Is the product named: Buzz with Woody?
    (Sorry. Someone had to.)

    • Anonymous says:

      No, but there is a “Barbie Loves Woody” doll.

      The solution is to put the straw at the top of the skull, or in the chest, or anywhere above the waist.

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