By Cory Doctorow at 8:47 am Fri, Apr 22, 2011
The things that the defective turrets in Portal 2 say are just hilarious.
If you could rig them up so that they say “I see you” and “Are you still there?” in response to proximity, it would make the best Easter egg hunt ever.
Even better: crack one open to hear, “no hard feelings …”
This is too perfect.
It’s also something of an anti-Easter egg; in video games, “Easter egg” often means “a well-hidden secret feature/object/area/etc.,” but these turrets aren’t that hard to come by in the Portal games.
If a hard-boiled egg said, “I don’t hate you” as I was cracking its shell open, I’d never eat another one again.
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