Worst sublets in NYC

The Awl's Choire Sicha is looking for a sublet in New York; this worst-of from Craigslist sublet listings paint a pretty awful picture for shared accommodation in the Big Apple.

• "Couples/420/cigarettes/drinking totally ok, but NO PETS."

• "Room DOUBLES AS A MUSIC TEACHING STUDIO from 9:30 AM – 9:00PM ON WED, THUR & FRIDAY so you would need to be out during these hours on these days."

• "I smoke in the kitchen, but only there and a heavy curtain blocks the door."

• "1br – Open House!-Curtained living room available from June 5, female only"

The 13 Worst Things I Found on Craigslist While Looking for a NYC Sublet