Darth Hairdryer


19 Responses to “Darth Hairdryer”

  1. Modusoperandi says:

    Finally, a match for my lightsaber curling iron.

  2. mneptok says:

    I can see the commercial now …

    “Gee! Why is my hair so flat and oily?”

    *breathe* “Rebel scum.” *breathe*

  3. RebNachum says:

    What if the Dark Lord had anchovies for breakfast? No thanks.

  4. seyo says:

    this thing needs motion sensors that make the hairdryer emit TIE Fighter sounds when you move it around your head.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t it just make loud breathing sounds?

  6. ophmarketing says:

    “I find your lack of conditioner disturbing.”

  7. gobo says:

    I’d love it if, when turned on, it made the *hohhhhh* Darth Vader inhale sound, followed by a loud Vader exhale when you pushed the button. *HHHHHHHHHHHH*

  8. Anonymous says:

    So, Cory, how does one divide a household of three in half? LOL!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Prepare to meet the imperial IP lawyers from Lucas.

  10. VicHoon says:

    When it overheats, it must scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • Anonymous says:

      BLOOOOOOOOW! But as we all know was only the first person inside the Vader suit, before he was replaced by someone with a similar back-story but much cooler.

  11. ill lich says:

    I picked it up in the store, and immediately I thought “The force is strong in this one.”

    And sure enough, it does have plenty of force when you turn it on.

  12. Gulliver says:

    I can dry your hair in twelve parsecs.

  13. hicks says:

    I am altering your hair. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

  14. Anonymous says:

    I think the handle should be like a lightsaber handlegrip. And no matter what style you want your hair to be, you end up having your hair curled up into doughnut pleats round your ears like Princess Leia. :)

  15. ManOutOfTime says:

    It didn’t even ask me any questions.

  16. Rob Beschizza says:

    I hope it sounds like this: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3687980/vadryer.mp3

  17. arikol says:

    If it played the imperial march then it would have to be done through some awesome lo-fi method like airflow modification or fan-speed modification….. that would be five colours of awesome!

  18. Bubba says:

    “You should not have combed back!”

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