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"Saber-toothed squirrel" from the dinosaur days

David Pescovitz at 8:44 pm Wed, Nov 2, 2011

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 Cnn Dam Assets 111102032029-Extinct-Mammal-Story-Top This intimidating squirrel-like beastie with the impressive choppers lived 94 million years ago. Scientists from the University of Louisville recently discovered fossilized remains of the animal, named Cronopio dentiacutus, in Argentina. Apparently, it was about the size of a mouse. From CNN:

(Paleontologist Guillermo Rougier believes Cronopio dentiacutus) was an insectivore, which is common for small animals today. Their teeth seem to be specialized for cutting and crushing; the large canines of Cronopio dentiacutus could puncture through small insects. To give you some perspective on the size of these canines, imagine if one of your front teeth came down below your chin, Rougier said.

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  • http://twitter.com/mr_raccoon Jason

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzzGPfVx32M

    ^the first thing I thought when I saw this

    • GawainLavers

      Weren’t the only one:
      “I remember when I saw the movie I thought, ‘why have they done this ridiculous animal – there is no such thing?’. And then we find something that kind of looks like it.”

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15540455

  • gwailo_joe

    Looks more like a ferret-warthog had relations with a raccoon-rat…and this wonderful creature resulted.

    But I’m getting my time frame mixed up slightly…

  • J P

    I’d bet it was named after the wonderful “Cronopios” of Argentine literary master Julio Cortazar!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronopio

  • KBert

    Eh, just another rodent… from Hell!

  • dagfooyo

    Damn!  A couple days earlier and this could’ve been my Halloween costume…

  • douglips

    Looks rather like Scrat:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1tdfucQfCo

  • http://artdonovan.typepad.com Art

    We have these same animals on our property! 
    But they’re cuter with puffy little cheeks and don’t have the large fangs.

  • eryximachus

     They strike me as an ancient version of the Grasshopper Mouse… though they are utterly unrelated.

    Grasshopper Mice are predatory field mice whose diet is almost entirely meat and insects.  They even howl like tiny wolves to mark their territory :)

  • awjt

    Yeah, it’s scrat!

  • MTBooks

    Is choppers the English term? I only ever hear chompers.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Is choppers the English term?

      As opposed to Serbo-Croatian? I’ve never heard anything but choppers in the US.

    • CountZero

      Yup.

  • Chuck

    Will they scurry up to you and take bits of beef jerky from your hand?  (May have to “borrow” Percival Dunwoody’s time machine to test this out.)

  • Guest

    Yes, but was ‘Cronopio dentiacutus’ surrounded by the fossilized remains of a large cache of acorns, and what appears to be a field of faultlines running for miles in every direction, with Scrat as the epicenter?  Kinda sad to think he finally ran out of luck.

  • skeptacally

    That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That squirrel’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

  • mrclamo

    It doesn’t stop there. I give you the Saber Tooth Deer:
    http://www.awesomeoff.com/entries/saber-toothed-deer-1009.html

  • http://profiles.google.com/rodaniel Rob O’Daniel

    Must be a predecessor to the honey badger!

  • CountZero

    First thing I thought was “fuck me, it’s Scrat!”

  • Eric Hunting

    I like how this sort of validates the classic cartoon theory of evolution, where any contemporary animal could be made prehistoric–and comedically menacing–by having ‘saber-tooth’, ‘suarus’, or ‘cave’ added to its name. I’m imagining a small tableau in a dusty corner of some long-in-the-tooth (pun intended) state Museum of Natural History depicting the improbable confrontation of the gigantic (by squirrel standards…) and terrible squirrelasuarus, the sleek and deadly saber-toothed squirrel and the brutish knuckle-dragging cave squirrel.

  • Stephen Anderson

    I disbelieve. I’ve never seen one on the Flintstones.