Goodness, but this is an odd ad, with weird harmonics of penile insufficiency -- is that cigar just a cigar? -- and the odd, anachronistic boast that a piece of "portable" electronics weighs a mere six pounds.
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.