By David Pescovitz at 10:43 pm Thu, Dec 1, 2011
Designer Shay Carmon came up with this fantastic concept for a Defibrillator Toaster "to revive your old bread." (Thanks, Ariel Waldman!)
I could not have that in my house. It would be misappropriated for hijincks, and someone would be the victim of a toasty burny mishap.
Get me 5 grams of Marmite, stat!
That’s right, keep eating bread and you’ll need a real one
Its a toaster, not a bread maker
But…but toast is made from…you know what, never mind.
I ate some bread yesterday, and may do so again at the weekend. Should I call an ambulance?
Cute, but not all bread is that size and shape.
Not all bread fits into conventional toasters either, but people still buy them.
Perhaps not everyone shares your dream of a baguette toaster.
It is when the de-toast-erator is finished with it!
I’d buy it, but it’s probably too unsafe to ever get to market.
Mmm, I foresee an impending grilled cheese sandwich emergency.
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