More than you maybe needed to know about the echidna

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75 Responses to “More than you maybe needed to know about the echidna”

  1. Smoobly Renfrew says:

    Australian tickler?

  2. the_unloginable says:

    Like the platypus, the echidna both lays eggs and gives milk, making it one of the rare animals that can make it’s own custard.

  3. greenberger says:

    The echidna in the photo has a huge shit-eating grin plastered on him. As would we all if we could do what he does on a daily basis.

  4. Stephen Gordon says:

    Another factor for my “guess who posted the article on boing boing” game

    About Disney, Cory.
    About weird animal penises, Maggie.

  5. Christopher says:

    I’ve always put echidnas in the same category as jellyfish, giant squids, aardvarks, pangolins, and wolf spiders in that I want to know everything there is to know about them. There is no limit to my desire for more information about them.

    The picture almost made me rethink that view.

  6. Artor says:

    That is a pretty bizarre-looking monotreme schlong. Do platypus dicks look similar I wonder? I had no idea the echidna was that large. I guess the similarity to hedgehogs had confused me.

  7. dalriada842 says:

    Who knew echidnas were so kinky! 8)

  8. CH says:

    Me 1 minute ago: “Awww… what a cute… WHAT THE…??? Oh!”

  9. DreamboatSkanky says:

    The four-play must be exquisite.

  10. Teirhan says:

    It looks kind of like some sort of root or tuber.

  11. Stephanie Schulman says:

    He’s got nothing on Spider Dijon of The Mighty Boosh.

  12. daneyul says:

    Knuckles really let himself go!

  13. bcsizemo says:

    Staring at that picture gives me a feeling on inadequacy…

  14. Buddha Buck says:

    Most of the time when I hear the tale of the 4-headed echidna penis, the attached photo is a close-up of the head, er, heads.  This is the first time I’ve seen a picture of an echidna penis with the attached echidna in frame.

    • Blaine Henderson says:

      What kind of life do you live that you hear the tale of the 4-headed echidna penis with any sort of frequency?

      • Buddha Buck says:

        For one thing, I read Maggie Koerth-Baker, so that ups my chances of hearing weird facts about animal penises already.  

        In general I like reading “weird fact” sites, and collect lots of weird information in the process.  Often the same facts will cycle around as one site discovers, e.g., baculums (penis bones), then a couple years later another site posts “holy shit, most mammals have bones in their penises!”.

        As Maggie has discovered, weird facts about animal penises are popular, so the same collection of facts will cycle through periodically (penis bones, snakes (and other reptiles, and sharks) having two penises (one served by each testicle), dolphins and whales having prehensile penises, etc).

        As an example of a 2010 sighting of the “echidna with 4-headed penis” story, take a look at  http://nicholasnghwaeedays.blogspot.com/2010/11/four-penises.html, which includes the picture I most often see.

  15. Thad Boyd says:

    Thanks a lot.

    Now some furry’s going to see this and Sonic the Hedgehog porn is going to get even MORE horrifying.

    • Bersl says:

      I already started spreading the word an hour and a half ago. I also brought it to the attention of Bad Dragon.

      I figure that if one uses a Thor as a sword, having something like this might be a cool parrying dagger.

      • snusles says:

        I hope there are people reading these comments who haven’t heard of Bad Dragon until today.  They’re one of today’s lucky 10,000

      • Artor says:

        Using a Thor as a sword? What is that supposed to mean? I can’t envision fighting someone by trying to cut him in half with a Norse god of thunder. I must have missed something here…

  16. angusm says:

    They say that you shouldn’t let little head do the thinking for big head, but it’s hard to overrule a committee.

  17. dish says:

    Is that a smile on it’s face.

  18. annie says:

    Just Look At It.

  19. Large Mammal says:

    is it prehensile, too?

  20. sota767 says:

    I’m just glad it’s a photo. Still traumatized after the duck penis video.

  21. blueelm says:

    Scrolling down through this post is hilarious. Awww, look at that smiley face. He looks so 
    *scroll*  er… happy. 

  22. Stefan Jones says:

    If this species is ever Uplifted into sapience, the condom manufacturers are going to have a tricky design problem to deal with.

    • invictus says:

      Rubber stretches much the same over four protrusions as it does over one.

    • cdh1971 says:

      This species is nowhere near pre-sapient, the Galactic Uplift Institute would never allow it, especially since there are so many species on Earth ripe for Uplift.  

      This thing is, such a niche that it will likely never be a candidate for Uplift. Unless of course it is transplanted to another, preferably fallow planet and given the right conditions and at least, I dunno, five or so million years to achieve pre-sapience. 

      Of course, if we wipe out the whales, dolphins and chimps, and/or fail to Uplift them before we become known to Galactic civilization in a couple hundred years, we may be judged pre-sapient and ripe for Uplift ourselves, and be assigned a Galactic Patron who will genetically and socially engineer us to their version of sapience. Then we will be indentured to them for 100,000 years until granted our freedom. 

      Our achievement of space flight and use of FTL transit points might not be enough to save us from indenture in the absence of Uplifting other species, given our environmental crimes here on Earth.

      Of course, we will always be beholden to our Patrons, even after the period of indenture.

      (note: for source, Google “Brin Uplift Series”. Well worth checking out.)

    • Ladyfingers says:

       They’re actually weirdly intelligent. They live for decades (five or more, apparently) and they are known for problem solving, like piling dishes into a stairway to escape cages.

    • nachoproblem says:

       On the other hand, makers of really small gloves will be ecstatic.

  23. “…partly because what is seen can never be unseen.”

    You’re not echidna’ing

  24. Danelda says:

    He totally knows we’re staring at it.

  25. Now I can finally try cosplay.

  26. Dan Deezy says:

    You’ve gotta be helluva mohel to deal with that.

  27. francoisroux says:

    Looks like something a Japanese tentacle freak would design…

  28. xyzzy123 says:

    “I’m putting the photo under a cut. Partly for comic effect, and partly because what is seen can never be unseen.”

    Sadly, this didn’t work for those of us who use RSS readers (at least, for Google Reader).  We got the “full Monty” without any cut.  Must go wash my eyes now… :-/

  29. Mr. Son says:

    Echidna are bigger than I thought. I thought they might be the size of a guinea pig, or a rabbit. More nature shows should give us size comparisons with the animals they show.

  30. paulio says:

    ‘heheh what a cute photo’ was my initial reaction. Then I scrolled down. What has been seen can’t be unseen!

    • paulio says:

      ‘heheh what a cute photo’ was my initial reaction. Then I scrolled down. What has been seen can’t be unseen!

      Edit: then I read the rest of the article.. Damn you! You knew!! Haha
      ______
      This comment system is warped as, great for filtering out crap! Comments on this site are great. These two got through though, and for that I apologise -_-

  31. Rachael Hoffman-Dachelet says:

    You-lot have a much to answer for here at Boingboing.  First it was the shrinking Japanese lady sushi porn, then the duck penis video, now this.  There have been others too.  I would say 8 of the top ten horrible scarring mental images that torment me have come from this web site. Seriously, damn.

  32. Rachael Hoffman-Dachelet says:

    Also, has any one researched the obvious mental illness of clicking on a link even though you have been warned?  

  33. Coffee, Tea, Ginger Beer or Hot Chocolate?

  34. alex4point0 says:

    As an Australian, my first concern is this: We must move the Echidna from the five cent piece to the twenty cent piece as soon as possible. #maths http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Australian_Five_Cents_Rev.png

    • snailspace says:

       Or instead, have a special-edition 4-cent piece.  I mean, look at where the number is on that coin.  False advertising.

  35. BombBlastLightingWaltz says:

    Spare me the sexyal proclivities of the male  echidnas, I have enough problems already.

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