Last week at the Grovetown, Georgia Walmart, an unidentified man apparently told a young woman that he was with America's Funniest Home Videos and if he could kiss her feet, she'd get a free shopping spree. She agreed. He grabbed her ankle and began to suck on her big toe, causing her to scream. Before running off, the man commented "It tasted so good, though." (The Augusta Chronicle)

  • http://boingboing.net/ Rob Beschizza

    Kmart has a blue ball special on, but you have to bring your own salt.

  • BookGuy

    Little-known fact:  “Toesucker” was the name of the B-side for Aphex Twin’s “Windowlicker.”

  • http://www.dj-skilz.com DJ Skilz

    First thing that came to mind was this clip from Road Trip (2000)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUiCD3rDto

  • http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland

    Saget strikes again.

    • sockdoll

      The Aristocrats!

  • Efemmeral

    Tastes great. Less filling.

  • bagoombah

    I have sucked
    the toes
    that were in
    the shoe

    and in which
    you were probably
    walking
    in Walmart

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so good
    and so tastey

    ~ Carlo Williams Carlo