Man wrote his own funny confessional obituary


12 Responses to “Man wrote his own funny confessional obituary”

  1. retepslluerb says:

    So, did he really not have a a PhD? 

  2. 10xor01 says:

    The world needs more people like Mr. Patterson.

  3. Christopher says:

    I found the end of his obituary as enjoyable and poignant as I found the first part hilarious. Although I understand his decision I’m a little sad that he opted not to have a funeral. After all if there’s anybody who could put the “fun” in “funeral” it’s gotta be Mr. Patterson.

  4. voiceinthedistance says:

    We should all hope to have such funny, moving and insightful obituaries.

    • Shibi_SF says:

      And, if I may add, we should all also hope to have such a life well lived with someone we loved so dearly.  

  5. Mina Estevez says:

    If the drive-in he stole the safe from was the Motor Vu in Salt Lake City, then that’s the place in this iconic photo:

  6. mccrum says:

    Somewhere in Salt Lake City a jaded police detective is closing a long-dusty file and issuing a lengthy sigh of relief, finally closing out that case.

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