Jonah Falcon, who is known for having a very large penis (9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect), says he was stopped by the TSA at San Francisco International Airport last week. “They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he told SF Gate. They were professional, he says, and quipped that “It was probably harder on them than it was on me."
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Jul 18, 2012
Well-endowed man questioned by TSA
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He should have opted for the body scanner.
He did. Their tiny minds couldn’t comprehend the enormity of his member, so they ended up groping him anyway.
This is even funnier if you use “enormity” correctly, by the way.
“TSA dicks around with a large penis, story at 11!”
Kind of sad that the only thing that this guy is known for is to be born with a big schlong. Even sadder, is that I knew who he was.
Fame and fortune are fleeting, but a big cock lasts forever.
Just ask Rasputin! His severed 11″ dong was stolen by his maid, who cuddled with it at night. It changed hands a number of times, and is now on display at a museum.
if it lasts longer than a few hours seek medical help.
Oh, I dunno…there are millions of us who are known for….well, we’re not known at all.
Errr, I meant there are millions who aren’t known, not that there are millions of us with huge….ummm….I’m just gonna stop talking.
I think it’s time to get on the horn and ask some hard questions, before more people get hung up and get all half-cocked. DHS sure pulled a boner with this one.
“It was probably harder on them than it was on me.”
I hope that was intentional.
Kudos to this guy’s PR agency. Brilliant work.
Yeah, the whole thing seems like attention-whoring. You have to take his word for it that it happened at all.
I remember the Well-Endowed Man from the X-Files. Such a shame when they killed him off.
“Is that a prohibited item in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see us?”
The only palpable advantage to having a huge dick is the extra leg-room it would afford one in the event of being granted Three Wishes.
Inducing penis envy is against the lawl.
“At first they came for the man with the 13.5″ penis, and I said nothing because I did not have a 13.5″ penis…”
Yeah, this guy had an entire article written about him in Rolling Stone in 2003. Google sent me here: http://www.maryellenmark.com/text/magazines/rolling%20stone/920S-000-047.html
I wonder if he is still living with his mother…
“So what’s in the handbag, sir?”
“That’s my foreskin.”
pix or it didn’t happen. : )
Interesting that TSA doesn’t do anything to hassle the well-endowed man. Presumably he’s not as big a threat to national security as people with walkers…
This story reminds me of the scene from Spinal Tap with the cucumber wrapped in foil. Except this guy couldn’t take this thing out of his pants…
David and Goliath?
Note to self…must buy that man a drink.
There’s a pic of Mr. Falcon in bike shorts floating aroung out there. It’s NSFW.
There are pictures of his dick if you just turn off SafeSearch.