Jonah Falcon, who is known for having a very large penis (9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect), says he was stopped by the TSA at San Francisco International Airport last week. “They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he told SF Gate. They were professional, he says, and quipped that “It was probably harder on them than it was on me."

28 Responses to “Well-endowed man questioned by TSA”

  1. Matthew Wong says:

    He should have opted for the body scanner. 

  2. Spieguh says:

    “TSA dicks around with a large penis, story at 11!”

  3. Idle Tuesday says:

    Kind of sad that the only thing that this guy is known for is to be born with a big schlong. Even sadder, is that I knew who he was.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      Fame and fortune are fleeting, but a big cock lasts forever.

    • Sean says:

      Oh, I dunno…there are millions of us who are known for….well, we’re not known at all.

      Errr, I meant there are millions who aren’t known, not that there are millions of us with huge….ummm….I’m just gonna stop talking.

  4. Gyrofrog says:

    I think it’s time to get on the horn and ask some hard questions, before more people get hung up and get all half-cocked.  DHS sure pulled a boner with this one.

  5. waetherman says:

    “It was probably harder on them than it was on me.”
    I hope that was intentional.

  6. disqusit2 says:

    Kudos to this guy’s PR agency. Brilliant work.

  7. NoWayJose says:

    I remember the Well-Endowed Man from the X-Files. Such a shame when they killed him off.

  8. Martyn Drake says:

    “Is that a prohibited item in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see us?”

  9. The only palpable advantage to having a huge dick is the extra leg-room it would afford one in the event of being granted Three Wishes.

  10. Cowicide says:

    Inducing penis envy is against the lawl.

  11. Mike Estee says:

    “At first they came for the man with the 13.5″ penis, and I said nothing because I did not have a 13.5″ penis…”

  12. cubby96 says:

    Yeah, this guy had an entire article written about him in Rolling Stone in 2003.  Google sent me here:

  13. SpaceOtter says:

    “So what’s in the handbag, sir?”
    “That’s my foreskin.”

  14. franko says:

    pix or it didn’t happen. : )

  15. Interesting that TSA doesn’t do anything to hassle the well-endowed man.  Presumably he’s not as big a threat to national security as people with walkers…

  16. Matthew says:

    This story reminds me of the scene from Spinal Tap with the cucumber wrapped in foil.  Except this guy couldn’t take this thing out of his pants…

  17. wilmcdaniel says:

    David and Goliath?

  18. Jen Onymous says:

    Note to self…must buy that man a drink.

  19. IronEdithKidd says:

    There’s a pic of Mr. Falcon in bike shorts floating aroung out there.  It’s NSFW. 

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