Well-endowed man questioned by TSA

Jonah Falcon, who is known for having a very large penis (9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect), says he was stopped by the TSA at San Francisco International Airport last week. “They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he told SF Gate. They were professional, he says, and quipped that “It was probably harder on them than it was on me."


    1. He did. Their tiny minds couldn’t comprehend the enormity of his member, so they ended up groping him anyway.

  1. Kind of sad that the only thing that this guy is known for is to be born with a big schlong. Even sadder, is that I knew who he was.

      1.  Just ask Rasputin! His severed 11″ dong was stolen by his maid, who cuddled with it at night. It changed hands a number of times, and is now on display at a museum.

    1. Oh, I dunno…there are millions of us who are known for….well, we’re not known at all.

      Errr, I meant there are millions who aren’t known, not that there are millions of us with huge….ummm….I’m just gonna stop talking.

  2. I think it’s time to get on the horn and ask some hard questions, before more people get hung up and get all half-cocked.  DHS sure pulled a boner with this one.

  3. I remember the Well-Endowed Man from the X-Files. Such a shame when they killed him off.

  4. Interesting that TSA doesn’t do anything to hassle the well-endowed man.  Presumably he’s not as big a threat to national security as people with walkers…

  5. This story reminds me of the scene from Spinal Tap with the cucumber wrapped in foil.  Except this guy couldn’t take this thing out of his pants…

  6. There’s a pic of Mr. Falcon in bike shorts floating aroung out there.  It’s NSFW. 

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