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DONG to buy big Siemens wind turbines for the UK. Just so you know.

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  1. These DONG turbines are just the thing for Britain.  With DONG turbines, that island’s once-flaccid national spirit will rise gloriously, mimicking the very DONG turbines that are propelling this change. 

    And what a change it is!  Seeing the proud erection of these DONG turbines will fill every Briton with a new boost of confidence.  As DONG turbines rise out of the sea to pierce the sky, penetrating more and more into higher and higher cloud layers, Britons will be able to feel — in a very personal manner — the solidification of their country’s hitherto-insubstantial future, growing firmer and firmer with every DONG erected. 

    1. And I can only imagine the reactions of Britons upon hearing this DONG-related news.  No doubt there were many joyous ejaculations.  “I say!”, “Awesome!”, and “F&%# yeah!”, are all ejaculations that I would expect to hear in England, depending on the social class of the ejaculator. 

      But no doubt words failed some of the people, who were reduced to ecstatic moans of pleasure in reaction to these DONG erections.

      1. “I say!”, “Awesome!”, and “F&%# yeah!”, are all ejaculations that I would expect to hear in England

        “Blimey!”, “Good show!”, “Cheers, nice one, etcetera!”
        And let’s not forget the inevitably UK and very bloke-ish “Foocken’ brilliant, mate!”

    2. These DONG turbines are just the thing for Britain.

      Seriously?  It sounds like a cock-up to me.

    1. You know at this very moment, there’s a young swabbie or two in our fine Navy from that proud family, desperately counting the minutes until he or she can make petty officer.  Seaman Siemens is almost as bad a moniker as Seaman Staines.

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