Man crushes 7 police cars with tractor


22 Responses to “Man crushes 7 police cars with tractor”

  1. BrianOman says:


  2. jerwin says:

    The cages are destroyed? Good. Maybe they’ll replace them with something more humane.

  3. Deidzoeb says:

    This is an auspicious start for the remake of Cool Hand Luke. Much cooler than just cutting off parking meters.

  4. awjt says:

    Yeah, we’re the smallest state, but we make the most noise.  

  5. MikeB says:

    this is the best part:

    “Friday, Pion drove a red Case MX255 full size tractor that has eight tires into the sheriff’s department parking lot, lined up seven vehicles, rolled over them monster truck rally-style, then backed over them again. He apparently moved a civilian vehicle out of the way and it sustained only minor damage.”

    nice of him to line up the 7 cars, and move the civilian vehicle out of the way…

  6. EH says:

    The most shocking thing about this story is that the police aren’t saying each car costs $350,000 to replace.

    • awjt says:

      No, but they are trying to charge him with attempted murder for backing towards them when they came a-chasin’.

  7. howaboutthisdangit says:

    Now they can get a grant from DHS and replace those wimpy cars with shiny new APCs and maybe a tank or two.

  8. Nash Rambler says:

    As much as I’d like to throw in a pithy comment to fish for ‘likes,’ would it be possible to get more information about the recent arrest that angered this guy so much?  As funny as it is, this guy was furious enough about it to react like this, knowing there would be repercussions.  A total BS arrest might be the culprit here.  Well, that and 21,550 lbs of tractor. . .

    • boise427 says:

      He was arrested for marijuana possession earlier. In response to the government’s overreaction to what should be a non crime, he overreacted by crushing a few cop cars. 

      • Nash Rambler says:

        His lawyer should have his hands full.  On the flipside, Case Tractor’s PR department is probably considering a new advertising campaign.

      • DataShade says:

        Property damage only.  If it’s OK for an undercover cop, I’m OK with it as a protest.

  9. pantsh8r says:

    Am I the only red-blooded American here?!?
    Where are the pics of the crushed cop cars!

  10. penguinchris says:

    He does look quite pleased with himself in the mugshot!

  11. DataShade says:

    How has no one mentioned Marvin Heemeyer or the Killdozer yet? 

  12. Crafty says:

    He was angry at having been (allegedly unjustly) pulled out of his car and tasered by (allegedly corrupt) police in days previous.

  13. BombBlastLightingWaltz says:

    What a loser. He could of at lest took out the rear  corner stone of the bay/dock doors and plowed into the main structure. He didn’t try hard enough.

    Not that I condone larceny in it’s extreme but come on, if your putting your self out, go for total broke. 

    BTW he has that jail sex starved giver look. He be hunting for marks soon enough. 

    Source: my (first) cousin.

  14. benher says:

    They took the man’s weed. He did the right thing, only more of it.

     We should be building statues of this guy out of crushed cop cruisers and putting them in Times Square, Ground Zero, and the moon.

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