Rob Beschizza at 9:00 am Wed, Sep 12, 2012
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Just a hunch, really.
“Richard was responsible for a lot of the laws that today uphold personal freedom – the right to justice whether rich or poor, the presumption of innocence, the clear title of property – so everyone has an interest in being able to piece together his full story.”
Clearly, he had to be poleaxed.
Our view of Richard is all a Shakespearean hatchet job to legitimate the Tudor dynasty which had little real claim to the throne. After the mess of the fifteenth century the best thing the Tudors had going was that they were not Plantagenets.
I trust Mr. Shakespeare was paid well for his PR work.
Our view of Richard is all a Shakespearean hatchet job to legitimate the Tudor dynasty which had little real claim to the throne.
The only claim to the throne that has ever really mattered is “which family has the most swordsmen at their disposal?”
There wasn’t really a Tudor dynasty (which somewhat proves your point); they should still be classified under the House of Anjou.
the best thing the Tudors had going was that they were not Plantagenets.
Henry VII’s claim to the throne was that he was a distaff great-great-grandson of John of Gaunt, the progenitor of the Lancastrian faction, and that his paternal grandfather secretly married Katherine of Valois, (Lancastrian) Henry V’s widow. The dubious claims were cemented by his marriage to Elizabeth of York.
On a marginally related note, the marriage was brokered by Queen Elizabeth Woodville, the most beautiful woman in Britain, who had “heavy-lidded eyes like those of a dragon.”
What is up with the knights in armour at the dig site??
I was expecting one to step up to the interviewee and whack him with a large fish.
Probably Richard III’s fan club. They’re quite…..enthusiastic.
Oh, so then those aren’t robots?
Hmmm, buried under a car park. Sounds like a mafia hit.
That’s as good a summary of the Wars of the Roses as any, really.
“Ah, Ring Kichard, yes… but surely that’s not an anagram, that’s a spoonerism!”
“If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off!”
“A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!” – Ring Kichard the Thrid
“A Porsche! A Porsche! My kingdom for a Porsche!”
Borscht: A Russian or Polish soup made with beets and usually served with sour cream.
A borscht! A borscht! My Lincoln for a borscht!
“Skeleton found at dig may be Richard III”
In other words: “Skeleton found at dig may not be Richard III”
Dig found around skeleton may be Richard’s third.
I went to school in the adjacent building (no longer a school, but the diagram shows the friary’s alter extending into what was the playground in 1996).
I knew the area was the one of the oldest parts of Leicester, but it’s still amazing to see maps from 3, 4 or 500 years ago and to recognise the street layout (and then to scroll down and think “that’s my school!” just over the wall.
(I’d also like to see a map of Roman Leicester.)
Poor Uncle Dickie, that Ralph The Liar really did a hatchet-job on your legacy.
I’m a little suspicious at the speed in which a “suitable” candidate skeleton has been found. The claim that it shows signs of scoliosis is makes it more dubious as Richard’s deformities are the work of Tudor propagandists.
That they’re digging in a churchyard should mean there’d be hundreds of bodies buried there.
It’s not buried in the churchyard; it’s buried under the choir of the church. The injuries are consistent with the story of his demise. And the fact that Tudor propagandists called him a hunchback doesn’t rule out scoliosis.
They have a sample of his mtDNA from a relative and feel that the remains that they’ve found should produce usable DNA, so they should be able to confirm it.
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