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David Pescovitz at 12:12 pm Mon, Oct 15, 2012

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Tumi's new high-security brief is laden with enough layers of Tegris thermoplastic to make it bulletproof. It also has a false bottom. However, for $6,000, I think it should also include handcuffs. Tumi's High-Security Brief (Robb Report, 'natch)

David Pescovitz is Boing Boing's co-editor/managing partner. He's also a research director at Institute for the Future. On Instagram, he's @pesco.

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  • Donald Petersen

    Hell, for six large I demand a red L.E.D. countdown timer as well!

    • David Pescovitz

      AND someone to follow you around holding it to the bottom right of whatever you’re doing.

  • Paul Renault

    Great!  Now you have to hold the briefcase up high, shielding your head, neck, and upper chest, all the time.

  • http://artdonovan.typepad.com Art

    Finally , egg salad sandwiches and copies of USA Today are now safe from bullets :)

  • RJ

    Tumi makes all kinds of lovely containers, but six THOUSAND for a briefcase? That’s exorbitant even for them. Of course, Tumi’s major competitor is Hartmann, and they don’t offer a bulletproof briefcase, so I guess that’s reason enough to offer one at all. Somewhere, some wealthy tyrant is holding up his overpriced briefcase to another, lesser-equipped tyrant, and sticking out his tongue.

  • Daemonworks

    I can’t count the number of times when somebody decided to shoot my briefcase.