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  • planettom

    See also: The U.K. Sky Channel’s
    All The Bonds In One Car Chase
    (90-second video):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FAWb5Lch8

  • JoeBuck

    Um, no. Moore, especially the later Moore, should lose big-time to any other Bond, and should make a smarmy joke just before he gets it.

    • hymenopterid

      Men have emptied entire clips at him and hit nothing but shoulder pads and lapels.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ziccup akbar56

    You want all the Bonds? How about all the double-ohs?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7SwhNteyw

    (full disclosure-I edited this piece)

  • http://jonathan-peterson.com/ Jonathan Peterson

    great idea. horrible execution.  Roger Moore is the weakest, most laughable Bond.  Daniel Craig and Sean Connery are CLEARLY to top dogs, taking out Craig in round one is a terrible mismatch.

    • GawainLavers

      Alas, the footage alignment options do not lie…

      • http://jonathan-peterson.com/ Jonathan Peterson

         it IS well done.  and I’m not about to dig through 80 hours of Bond films to try to change the end result.

    • TheMudshark

      Damn, taking out Craig and Connery in the first two rounds? This video is trolling and it´s working. I´m positively furious right now.

  • oasisob1

    I’ve only watched round 1. I’ll be angry if Connery-Bond isn’t the final winner.

    • oasisob1

      My internet must be broken. It looked like [spoiler redacted] won.

      • http://twitter.com/ErnestValdemar Ernest Valdemar

        [spoiler redacted] was probably my favorite Bond. Remember that scene in [Variation on a Common Phrase] where he used the rigged [common household object] to [kill | seduce] [Sexually Suggestive Name]?

  • giantasterisk

    The only acceptable outcome for Round 3 would be for Dalton and Brosnan to kill each other off. Both are too cheesy to live.

  • lev36

    I agree with the other commentators re: Roger Moore. Craig and Connery should definitely be the last two standing.

    Plus, they left out David Niven.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ziccup akbar56

       If they included Niven they would have had to include Allen, Sellers, Andress, Lavi and Pettet (which is why it is best to ignore that ridiculous spoof) What they missed out on was putting Thunderball Connery Bond up against Never Say Never Again Connery Bond.

  • http://theladyfingers.blogspot.com/ Ladyfingers

    Moore had to win. Of all the Bonds, he’s the most impervious to any real-world consequences.

  • Jared Forshey

    If this isn’t the sort of thing Trent McCauley would make, I don’t know what is!

  • http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

    “Bond is a BRUTE.  I’ve already put him behind me.  I will never play him again.  Peace – that’s the message now.”

    George Lazenby, who clearly over-estimated the longevity of the Age of Aquarius, and under-estimated that of the Age of Bond.

  • http://www.kmoser.com kmoser

    “No, Mr. Bond, I expect all of you to die!”

  • daneyul

    Nicely done!  I went in thinking  they’d do the popular, obvious thing and make it a Connery show. But nope, it was unpredictable, funny, and extremely well executed.

  • howaboutthisdangit
    • http://twitter.com/ErnestValdemar Ernest Valdemar

       Speaking of which, Barry Nelson is the very first James Bond:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj1HW998IvA

      And while I’m on the subject:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cazkHAHiPU

      • http://twitter.com/ErnestValdemar Ernest Valdemar

        Adding, I knew about the Barry Nelson/James Bond kinescope and was tickled to find it on YouTube, but I just now watched the whole thing. Forget Barry Nelson’s Americanized Bond. Peter Lorre is watchable/listenable no matter what he does. Peter Lorre as Le Chiffre? On live TV? I don’t want to go all whiffy on Lorre, but holy cow! Formidable! Ausgezeichnet! Awesomesauce!

      • http://www.xradiograph.com/ OtherMichael

        That’s Bond-Wang!

  • http://profiles.google.com/macrumpton Michael Crumpton

    There can be only one, and that one is Connery.