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Pajamas that look like business suits

Cory Doctorow at 1:37 pm Sun, Dec 23, 2012

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I'm a serious pajama aficionado -- insert blogger-in-pajamas joke here -- but I tend to be a bit of a traditionalist (see what I mean?). Nevertheless, my heart skipped a beat when I saw "Suitjamas" -- silk pajamas that look like a business suit. Unfortunately, all the models are posed wearing buttoned shirts and ties, which are not exactly, sleepwear, so it's hard to tell what these things would look like in practice.

Likewise unfortunate are the stupid sexist jokes on the "About" page. Nevertheless, I remain intrigued at the prospect of wearing pajamas tailored to look like a smart suit.

NEW Black & Silver Suitjamas (via Red Ferret)

I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

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  • theophrastvs

    business suits that look like pajamas!  come-on, all you need is someone too-rich-to-fire to set the trend  (i’m looking at you Bezos)  and then we all can stop this nonsense of tying on a noose from the 19th century.

    • penguinchris

      I know I’ve seen such a thing before but wasn’t able to find it (it was a while ago, probably on tumblr). I did discover in my search, though, that essentially what you describe is a “thing” for the Spring 2013 runway shows in women’s fashion – one illustrative photo attached (from here), and I saw several others from other designers too.

  • Volker

    “You’re looking sharp today, Jenkins. I knew there was a reason why I kept you in my rolodex.”

    http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences5/suit

  • jimh

    It says the shirt and “sleeping cravat” come with the pajamas.
    I think this might soon appear on http://theworstthingsforsale.com/

    • ChickieD

      Wow. That link is the most fun and deep time suck. Thanks for posting on this slow office day!

  • http://twitter.com/digitalArtform Joseph Francis

    I worked at a company that issued pajamas with the company logo embroidered on them during a period of serial all-nighters.

  • Jan Henning Berg

    As far as I’m concerned, I’m still waiting for a suit that looks like my pajamas:

    http://www.paulsmithstock.com/sale/Paul-Smith-Sleepwear—Multi-Stripe-Two-Piece-Pyjama-Set-2965.html

    • Cory Doctorow

       Those are the same pajamas I am wearing RIGHT NOW.

    • Guido

      Yay, expensive pajamas

  • Wingnut

    I always imagined this is how he slept.

  • margaretpoa

    But the important question for the serious blogger is, are they resistant to Cheetos stains?

  • iamlegion

    Barney Stinson is intrigued, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Linley-Lee/665497022 Linley Lee

       I was waiting for a Barney Stinson reference.  His looked better I think.

  • edkedz

    “the stupid sexist jokes on the “About” page.”

    Those are clearly attempts (whether successful or not is a separate issue) to write in character in reference to the sitcom that inspired the “suitjamas” concept.

    • Isaac Rinke

      Not only is it a reference, apparently it’s official merchandise: http://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Christmas-Official-Mother-Suitjamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4

  • invictus

    Their model looks kind of like James Deen.

  • iamlegion

    Of course, I just realized these same people also offer Lorenzo von Matterhorn-brand slippers…

  • Preston Sturges

    Just the thing to make those work related 4:00 AM anxiety attacks even more realistic.

  • rattypilgrim

    How hard would it have been to include the shirt and tie look in the fabric print?

  • niktemadur

    You know when I’m down to just my socksit’s time for businessthat’s why they call it business socks

    • welcomeabored

      Flight of the Conchords?

      • invictus

        But of course.
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpTTf175aE

    • jimh

      I’m actually quite sleepy; business time is over baby

  • DeWynken

    Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your assh*le. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

    • niktemadur

      I wanted to make it through the end of your little “essay”, but the font really started to fucking annoy me.

  • Shaw_Bob

    Marks & Spencer were selling suit pyjamas several years ago. and perhaps still are. They had a jacket with breast pocket and two side pockets, and trousers with two pockets. My mother-in law bought them for me as a birdy present, and they were – and are – much appreciated! And yes, I’m typing in them RIGHT NOW, hehehe…

  • Paul Renault

    My pyjamas look like are a birthday suit.