By Cory Doctorow at 4:50 am Wed, May 15, 2013
This bloody cleaver purse -- which hides the handbag cavity in the cleaver bag -- is $33 at Vampire Freaks. No idea if it's remotely practical, but it does look like a giant, bloody cleaver.
Bloody Cleaver Clutch Purse
Good luck getting that past the TSA goons, you zombie vampire terrorists!
It doesn’t look like a pressure cooker, so it’s safe to carry outside.
I imagine it’s unlikely to get snatched.
this warrants multiple visits from the Sherrif’s department.
The FBI is busy hunting other leads…
Apparently no longer available as the page has vanished from the site.
but available here: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Kreepsville-666-Bloody-Cleaver-Clutch-Bag-/251236238499
or here: http://vampressaflora.bigcartel.com/product/bloody-cleaver-handbag-clutch
Yea or nay as a gift for my wifey?
Put some nail clippers and a sippy cup inside and you’re ready to jetset around the continental USA!
And in the UK at http://www.katesclothing.co.uk/Meat-Cleaver-Clutch-Bag-p/666bgcc.htm
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