Man destroys own apartment after meeting homosexual demon

Jeremy Jarnell Anderson, 22, was taken to jail and charged with arson Thursday after "going ballistic" in his Oklahoma City apartment, reportedly kicking doors off hinges, pouring salt and soap over himself, and setting fire to it. Officers arrived to find him "screaming random things on the front porch," according to KFOR-TV: "Anderson told officers he met a “possessed homosexual demon” who wanted drugs from him and performed sexual acts on him."

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  1. Jeeze, liberalism is even corrupting demons. Back in the good old days, when men were men and everyone knew there place, you only had to worry about totally het sex-demons, Incubi, succubi, that sort of thing. I tell you, society these days.

  2. Is there some kind of legal reason that he has to be charged? Assuming he wasn't lying about being off his medication, how about he gets put back on it? I'm pretty sure jail isn't going to help.

  3. (Simpsons Halloween special: Homer barters to annul Bart's signing away his soul)
    Homer: "Listen, pal, you seem like an honest guy. Is there any other deal that you can accept?"
    Demon Moe: "Three-way."
    Homer: "Hmmm, you, me, and Marge?"
    Demon Moe: "Demon-demon-you."
    Homer: "Oh, I guess it's one of those things a dad has to do."
    Homer: "Now, before we start, What's the safe word?"
    Demon Moe: "Cinnamon."
    Homer: "Ooo, I like that. Now, I'd like to try something new, if you don't mind..."
    Demon Moe: "Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon...cinnamon!"

  4. Ratel says:

    You clearly don't understand how the American mental health system works. For starters, you probably think there's an American mental health system.

  5. I couldn't help but be reminded of this video. (Hope this works... it's actually blocked from where I am posting)

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