The mysteries of dog sex

You guys, dog sex is seriously strange. If you grew up with un-spayed/neutered dogs, this is probably not a revelation. If you missed out on witnessing this information first hand, though, be prepared to spend the next 15 minutes being mesmerized by videos of dogs doing it on YouTube. (The link here is SFW.)

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  1. Let's be honest, human sex is no less mysterious.

  2. I've read that many pug dogs are, due to the horrifically warped bodies and awkward postures demanded by breed standards and inbreeding, physically unable to copulate.

    Which means pug breeders have to become really, really familiar with the stuff behind the link in order to perfom the necessary (ahem) manual interventions.

    So the next time you meet someone who breeds pugs, think about where there fingers have been before shaking hands.

  3. I'm cool with some portions of life staying a mystery.

  4. Jhen says:

    This job – doing hand-jobs for pugs and roasting coffee beans – is what I will do if I ever retire.

  5. If you missed out on witnessing this information first hand, though, be prepared to spend the next 15 minutes being mesmerized by videos of dogs doing it on YouTube.

    I think a soundtrack by a Christian with dog makeup telling people to act more like dogs also fits the bill here:

    I don't know what the rules are at your work, but if humping dogs will get you fired, then turn it up loud, get fired and start a revolution or something in your new-found free time:

    For some reason the link won't work... trying again here.

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