Upside-down coffin filled with medieval weapons discovered in wooded area

A Deputy Sheriff from De Leon Springs, FL, responded to a report of an upside-down coffee in a wooded area. He arrived on the scene, overturned the coffin, and discovered that it was full of replica medieval weaponry, which News 13 enumerates in eye-watering detail:

Black crossbow

Black ball and chain

Set of nun chucks

Metal pair of forceps

Ball with metal spikes

Black hoodie

Small red square punching bag

Black leather pouch

Double-sided axe with handle

Baseball bat with numerous screws attached

Small black sheath

Scissors, silver in color

Wooden handle with attached metal hook

Wooden handle with attached metal knife

Plastic tube with black handles

Wide black metal hook

Black folding knife

2 black arm weights

Broken yellow dart

Silver baseball bat

Small wooden handle with attached knife

Black metal crowbar

Silver antenna

Black metal hooks

Black sword sheathe

Silver metal chain

Black handle with attached long knife

Wooden handle with attached rusted knife blade

Black stick with attached chain

Single metal hook

2 wooden metal hatchets

Silver boat anchor

Black fire poker

Black metal crowbar

Pair of blacksmith pliers

Silver metal sword blade with missing hand grip

Wooden blocking stick

Metal hammer

Double sickle handle

Single handle sickle

Large pair of black metal tongs

2 wooden axe handles

Wooden sword

Crossbow, nunchucks among 46 weapons inside coffin found in Volusia [News13]

(via Lowering the Bar)