"My mom said to me, 'You know, sweetheart, one day you should settle down and marry a rich man.' And I said, 'Mom, I am a rich man.'"
Check out Cher's Twitter account for even more words of wisdom:
ipad freezing up! Maybe it's overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can't really Blame it, "SNAP OUT OF IT"
— Cher (@cher) March 7, 2013
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
— Cher (@cher) August 21, 2012
O well life is hard & then u die RT @rox3000 @cher Did you know you're known for having the most difficult to understand tweets over here?
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
