This 1hr 55minute implausible sort-of action adventure will put me right to sleep

At release, in 1980, Raise the Titanic seriously disappointed me. As an 8-year-old young Titanic wreck fan, I was full of hope. Watching it as 45-year-old who now thinks the Andrea Doria is far more interesting, this movie put me right to sleep.

Of course there is a rare and special mineral secreted about the wrecked Titanic that both the U.S.S.R. and U.S.A. need. This is 1980, and before Donald Trump would just let the Russians take whatever they want, so the good ol' Americans send their most awesomest rogue agent guy to save the day and incidentally Raise the Titanic.

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