From the Sparks, NV municipal

From the Sparks, NV municipal code: an exhaustive list of code-words for escort services that may not be used in Classified advertising.

"The Utmost in discretion", "All our escorts have health certificates", "All our models have health certificates", "Bodies beautiful and girls galore", "Call us and make your point", "Call us we come to you", "Climax", "Models", "Couples and swingers", "Desires", "Direct to your room," "Do you want a swinger", "Dominance," "Double delight", "Erotic encounters", "Erotic", "Exciter", "Fantasies", "Fetishes", "For adults only", "Fox hunting", "Fulfill", "Girls to go", "Hard core", "Hot", "It's legal in Nevada", "Love", "Maid", "maids" or "maid service", "Make your point", "Massages", "Models, girls, or escorts in the privacy of your hotel or motel room", "Models, girls, or escorts to act out your fantasies", "No need to leave your hotel room", "No need to leave your hotel", "Nude models", "Open 24 hours for your desires,"  "Open 24 hours for your pleasure", "Outcall", "Rooms provided", "Satisfy", "Seductive", "Sensuous", "Sexy", "Showers", "Showgirls", "models", "actresses", "Showguys", "So good", "Someone to enjoy", "Special services", "Spend some time with me", "Spice or spicy", "Submit to pleasure", "Swingers and couples", "Swinging", "Tantalizing", "The pleasure is yours", "Two for one", "Warm", "We come direct to you", "We deliver", "We deliver the goods", "We go out", "We have a model, escort or girl for your every need", "We respond immediately", "You always win", "You won't be disappointed".

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