I've avoided The Pretzel until now, since most of the stuff I've seen has been kinda obvious and unfunny. But this rewriting of Beck's Devil's Haircut ("Devil's Pretzel") tickles my Allan-Sherman-primed funnybone.
Something's wrong 'cause my windpipe's closing
chest feels like it's near exploding
earphoned bully boys walking other places
Spot & Barney staring, Nipper faces