By the Power of Greyskull, This Sucks!

The worst part of being on a war footing is that it grants corporations leave to recycle dumb, military toys. Case-in-point: Mattel is bringing back He-Man.

By the power of Grayskull, an action figure has returned! He-Man(R), the most powerful man in the universe, re-joins the Masters of the Universe(R) to once again battle Skeletor(R) and the forces of evil. Twenty years after He-Man was first introduced, Mattel has brought back an updated version of the warrior from Eternia(TM), and introduces the "Secret of Grayskull" to a new generation of fans. The action figure assortments, which include: Heroic(TM) Warriors(R), Evil(TM) Enemies(TM) and Deluxe(R) Figures(TM), have been re-designed with updated looks and features as a new era of children look forward to discovering the magic and mystery of the man whose strength and courage know no equal. And kids will be able to use their imaginations to create their own action and adventures in their very own electronic Castle Grayskull(R) playset.

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(Thanks, Marc!)