Daisyfresh corpses, courtesy of Oil of Olay

Who needs embalming when industrial civilization provides all manner of pricey preservatives and anti-aging elixirs?

Head of the team from the Christian-Albrechts University in Kiel, Professor Rainer Horn, is quoted by the Sunday Express as saying: "The natural decomposition processes are being slowed down. If it's happening here, it's probably a problem everywhere."

Berlin undertaker Walter Mueller said: "Bodies that went into the ground 30 years ago look like they went in last week. It's like people have been pickled in preservatives.

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(via New World Disorder)