A heartbroken woman is selling off the detritus of a disastrous relationship on eBay. She's looking for $4400 — $1400 for the money he owes her and $3000 for the debt she incurred during the affair:
* Cds given to me by him or those that that I can no longer listen to because of the painful memories associated with them
* His mail that continues to be delivered to my house after my repeated requests for him to change his address
* Photographs that break my heart to view
* E-mail correspondence that fully captures how love can go bad…really bad
* Dried flowers from the many he sent trying to assuage his guilt and seek my forgiveness
* One hot pink Marilyn Monroe style dress given to me as a gift, but which holds too much meaning to continue to hang in my closet and depress my other clothes
* Miscellaneous memorabilia which includes travel stubs, holiday lights, ungiven gifts, walkie talkies, etc.
* NEW ADDITION: Personal testimony from friends and loved ones thanking you for your purchase. They too have grown weary from the weight of my emotional baggage and would like to relieve themselves of its burden as well.
(Thanks, Michael!)
