The Dr Bronner's Soap quote generator creates random (?) messages that look like they belong on a bottle of Dr Bronner's Soap. Dr Bronner's labels are printed with tiny, psycho messages that read like the ramblings of a paranoid Old Testament prophet.
What an apology we Rabbis owe Israel, Marx, Mao, all mankind, for not teaching Astronomy's great All-One-God-Faith, that with just 6 words eternally unites the human race! As teaches African-shepherd Astronomer Israel for 6000 years, "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!"
(via Making Light)