Pat Robertson's power-shake gives him super-legs

Johnny-D sez, "Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman? One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients. See photos of Pat Robertson leg-pressing 2,000 pounds?!"


(Thanks, Johnny-D!)

Update: Tim sez, "Pat's also got a pancakes page!"

Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes

America loves pancakes! Pancake houses across the country are packed. But what are those syrup drenched, hot cakes doing to our bodies? Putting us on a fast track to weight gain, high cholesterol and adult onset diabetes.

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