Old abusive EULA

Check out this wacky "agreement" that came with these old Hoosier Patented Kitchen Cabinets. Abusive EULAs are a fixture of modern life, but the fake "agreement" that you make by buying stuff, walking into a store, or checking into a hotel has been around for a long, long time. It's like Laugh Out Loud Cats for license agreements!

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See also: Reasonable Agreement