A woman in Nottingham, England ordered a "gorillagram" sent to her 16-year-old son at school for his birthday and even enlisted the teacher to film the surprise. But apparently, the company screwed up and sent a strippergram instead. The school is now investigating the matter. From Sky News:
After walking the boy round the classroom and spanking him with a whip – the action turned even more blue.
"She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said.
It was at that point the shocked teacher – who had not been told what the surprise was – called an end to the show.
Link (Thanks, Lindsay Tiemeyer and Carlo Longino!)