All your favorite dinosaurs suck

What's your favorite dinosaur? Actually, that doesn't really matter because your opinion is just. plain. wrong., says comedian Dan Telfer. Included: A great reference to the differences between the Velociraptors you know and fear thanks to Jurassic Park, and actual Velociraptors, which had feathers and were a nice size for kicking. Pedantry can be fun!

Fair warning: Includes swear words. Some people may consider this inappropriate for small children and coworkers who act like small children.

(Via Tommy Bobo, who is awesome.)